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How many 9 year olds could you beat up? (pg. 2)
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| ill0gical0ne |
| Not many, but I'm sure he could rape about 40 or so. |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| any amount of 9 year olds that try to step to me |
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| misterpink |
Are they guys or girls? I could probably pummel, provided that they are in Kung Fu formation(sinlge file), and that one or two blows per nine year old would suffice, given my current state of health, average, I would say that I have the ability to punch, full force being required, at least a hundred times. If every second nine year old boy could take two punches that would mean I would be able to beat up seventy five nine year old boys. If they are girl nine year olds, then I would only need a single strike per child, and each blow wouldn't have to be full force, it could be three quarter force, maybe even half force. This is a grey area for me, but given muy current state of health, average, I'll humble myself and say that I'd need three quarter force for girl nine year olds. If I can punch full force one hundred times, I'd have to be able to punch three quarter force at least one hundred and twenty five times, which would mean that I'd be able to beat up, barring any anomoly girl nine year olds, one hundred and twenty five girl nine year olds and seventy five boy nine year olds.
After having done the math, it still doesn't quite seem right, though. I can only beat up fifty more girl nine year olds than boy nine year olds? |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by misterpink
Are they guys or girls? I could probably pummel, provided that they are in Kung Fu formation(sinlge file), and that one or two blows per nine year old would suffice, given my current state of health, average, I would say that I have the ability to punch, full force being required, at least a hundred times. If every second nine year old boy could take two punches that would mean I would be able to beat up seventy five nine year old boys. If they are girl nine year olds, then I would only need a single strike per child, and each blow wouldn't have to be full force, it could be three quarter force, maybe even half force. This is a grey area for me, but given muy current state of health, average, I'll humble myself and say that I'd need three quarter force for girl nine year olds. If I can punch full force one hundred times, I'd have to be able to punch three quarter force at least one hundred and twenty five times, which would mean that I'd be able to beat up, barring any anomoly girl nine year olds, one hundred and twenty five girl nine year olds and seventy five boy nine year olds.
After having done the math, it still doesn't quite seem right, though. I can only beat up fifty more girl nine year olds than boy nine year olds? |
Awesome reply :stongue: |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Awesome reply :stongue: |
lol it sounds like a bad math problem |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | | Originally posted by misterpink |
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And it all depends. Do the nine year olds have bats? Knives? Chains? Are they unarmed? Are they out of shape or athletic? Do they come at you in a swarm or one right after the other? |
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| Spike |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
haha i was going to make a post stating "not if they are all bodybuilders" like that one kid but then i came across this picture which was far more amusing...
i almost feel bad for posting it..... almost.
here he is now... clearly he's let himself go.:rolleyes:
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WHAT the is THAT?! |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spike
WHAT the is THAT?! |
its jack black obviously |
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| KilldaDJ |
one after another? probably into their 100s because ill kick em in the face and shout next!
all at once? probably about 5-6 before they outweigh me in weight. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spike
WHAT the is THAT?! |
MOAR BRYIN PEPPARS!
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| paranoik0 |
i read there "Sperm Donator" instead of "Sheriff Office" :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
now imagine being a female, getting impregnated artificially, and then finding out THAT THING was the donator. |
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