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Panning for gold
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Seems like a wise career move. Anyone know of any good creeks around the place? |
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| jdat |
| this sounds like a repost |
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| Marc Summers |
Gold is for fools! Know where the money is!
Plastics my friend... PLASTICS! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
this sounds like a repost |
Its true, I copied it from my goat that was playing in the puddle, although instead of hooves its a pan and instead of mud it is gold :( |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Gold is for fools! Know where the money is!
Plastics my friend... PLASTICS! |
I battle plastic with FIRE!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
Ever seen a plastic space ship make it into space?
Ever seen a plastic gun fire real bullets?
Ever seen a plastic lady give you head?
Ever seen plastic toilet paper plug your arse? |
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| Subey |
| Don't do it Xeno! Right now you're a nice, down to earth man of the people. If you found the mother load, it would corrupt the unspoilt beauty of your mind. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
You're right! I need to remain a poor goat farmer for the rest of my existance. I dont need fancy things like hats, underwear and sports cars, i can do without those things. As long as I have my noodles and my whale penis ill be happy!
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| Yan |
Xeno... You're the funniest TA right now. Even if unintentionally, in which case it'd be weird and funny at the same time.
In either case, whatever it is that you took that's left you in this euphoric state for the past few months, I wants me some too, plzkthx. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Cheers yan. It isnt something that has much to do with what im about to say in any way, shape or form. The secret to my euphoric state of well being is a little thing that can only be explained in cut sentences (with key words deleted for no reason)....
The Secret to my Euphoric State of Well Being A story by xenocreator.
Xeno operates a global ***** and jumps out of an plane ***** land on the ***** and sells it on the Internet. His idea for the **** was born from his dietry **** itch on his penis **** project. As a **** Xeno formulated a faster **** for a slower lickage of the anus ****. He anticipates expansions in *****, assembly and fulfillment *****, which, he noted, “should be achieved through rubbing your ****, not added dolphin power.” With no formal ***** training, he said, “the advice of seasoned **** is a dire need to **** you mommas **** and clean up the mess she did in the toilet." |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
is there such a word as endarkened?
Thanks Yan, I feel endarkened! |
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| PhaseFour |
actually ive done this a couple of times, ive gotten a lot of gold dust from the american river up near coloma. i know a girl who once got a nugget. overall i think its kinda a fruitless endeavor though.
so just continue to be a corner whore :). don the ing magic juan will visit you. one day. |
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