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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it`s a gay bar but decides, what the heck, I really want a drink. A gay waiter approaches and he says to the customer, "What`s the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I`m not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I`m sorry but can`t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the slogan `Just Do It`. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, and asks, "Hey, bud, what`s the name of your penis?"
The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies,"Cause it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job
#1". Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret.Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?"
The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!" |
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