|
God hates me!
|
View this Thread in Original format
| dj_alfi |
My flight for amsterdam is leaving in about 7 hrs or so. This is my first trip to a big international event, and I have been looking forward to it for so long.
Why is it that when I was driving, like three hrs ago, my left nut started to hurt like crazy? I'm not saying its like "ouch i hit my balls", its more like what hell would feel like if it was in yur sack.. And its kinda swollen above like the penor, only on the left side tho.
Im afraid to go to the doctors, cus that only has two endings:
1. I sit there waiting for a doctor till waaaay past flight time..
or
2. I get admitted to a hospital or wtf
I am a nice person, I do nice things for my friends, even without them asking. Why is this happening to me?
Cor version:
My balls hurt |
|
|
| tubularbills |
| lol, he sure does. |
|
|
| Inconspicuous |
might be torsion. get to a hospital asap or you could lose a nut.
chances are, you'll go straight to the front of the line if you tell 'em you think that might be the problem. |
|
|
| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
My flight for amsterdam is leaving in about 7 hrs or so. This is my first trip to a big international event, and I have been looking forward to it for so long.
Why is it that when I was driving, like three hrs ago, my left nut started to hurt like crazy? I'm not saying its like "ouch i hit my balls", its more like what hell would feel like if it was in yur sack.. And its kinda swollen above like the penor, only on the left side tho.
Im afraid to go to the doctors, cus that only has two endings:
1. I sit there waiting for a doctor till waaaay past flight time..
or
2. I get admitted to a hospital or wtf
I am a nice person, I do nice things for my friends, even without them asking. Why is this happening to me?
Cor version:
My balls hurt |
the alternative you become a soprano singer in a boys/mens choir and start enjoying Star Treck or Battlestar Gallactica. girls will be your pals. nothing more. |
|
|
| Lebezniatnikov |
| Yeah, that happened to my roomate a couple years ago. He waited a night before going to a hospital and now quite literally has balls of steel. |
|
|
| medinaM5 |
you have a severe case of elephantitis my friend.
run for the hills if you can |
|
|
| Omega_M |
| Go see a doc ASAP. God hath smiled on you. Think what would have happened if the pain had started in flight or at the international event. :nervous: |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| i'll rather die happy @ TE, than to ing sit in a hospital knowing im missing the party of the year |
|
|
| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
i'll rather die happy @ TE, than to ing sit in a hospital knowing im missing the party of the year |
if it's torsion, your nut will keep swelling up with blood 'til it explodes...kinda spoils the mood |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
well i didnt mean that, but u know what i ing meant?
why the is this ing happening to me?
im not a bad person... IT
the pain kinda went away when i showered, but i dont know if itll go down or what the .. sorry for my english, i can't be bothered thinking grammar and now..
anyways,
hopefully i'll see some TA's at TE on saturday, or blaaaehhef
what the do u guys really care? its not like any of you ever comment my threads or posts |
|
|
| stren |
| shouldn't have boinked that fugly chick in the ass |
|
|
|
|
