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lets start a joke thread (pg. 2)
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| Thriller |
| quote: | Originally posted by MindShifter
sooooooo you tell us you're not anti semitic before telling 2 jewish jokes, but you don't preface any of the other racial jokes, thus i'm going to infer you're racist towards african americans and mexican americans. cheers! |
Dude I'm black! People get really pushy about others being anti-Semitic. |
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Thriller
Dude I'm black! People get really pushy about others being anti-Semitic. |
lol but people don't get push about other forms of racisim?
ps. i'm just busting your balls here coz i'm bored. |
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| elektrikal |
3 girls are sittin at the bar. 1st girl says, "I am so loose, my boyfriend can stick his fist in my vagina."
2nd girl says, "That's nothing, I am so loose, my boyfriend can stick his head in my vagina."
3rd girl says, "Oh yea, well I'm so loose...." then she fell through the bar stool.
Some recycled michael jackson jokes
Difference between Jackson and a grocery bag?
Nothing, both are white, plastic, and dangerous to little kids.
Why does Jackson finish 2nd place in a marathon for boys?
Because he likes to come in a little behind.
my personal favorite....very lame however
Guy walks into a bar w/ a giraffe, buys it a buncha drinks and it gets drunk. Giraffe falls over on the floor. As the guy walks out of the bar, bartender says, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin in here."
Guy turns around and says, "Thats not a lion, its a giraffe." |
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| zxsaint |
| Guy walks into a bar and says "OUCH! who put this fvcking bar here?" |
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| stefanoc |
here are some actualy test scans that are hilarious
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| Lomeli |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of Chuck Norris eats. |
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| bossaNova |
| the Ku Klux Klan is planning to have a big convention down in Florida. they plan on killing 500 black people, and 3 dolphins..... |
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| CrazedOut |
| Oh god I cant stop laughing!!! :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Junior Chavez |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lomeli
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of Chuck Norris eats. |
finally, something funny on this thread. Thank you Rene! :stongue: |
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by stefanoc
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| hadi burpee |
| quote: | Originally posted by stefanoc
here are some actualy test scans that are hilarious
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haha that was awesome
| quote: | Originally posted by Lomeli
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of Chuck Norris eats. |
haha, thanks rene. ive read a lot of chuck norris jokes, but i havent seen this one before |
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| zxsaint |
Q: How long does it take Chuck Norris to screw in a light bulb?
A: Chuck doesn't need light. Light needs Chuck Norris.
Dragons were China’s defense against Chuck Norris. See any dragons lately?
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. No one asks for Chuck Norris' ID.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn't get bombed, Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet. |
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