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Don't drink cider and let one rip
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
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Must be one of the most digusting and horrid situations one can face. I've been drinking cider this morning which is an alcoholic drink before the North Americans accuse me of drinking apple juice which cider isn't.
I went for cigarette the suns shining, so I go through a few tracks and spot the Airdrawndagger album on my Ipod chilling out in the garden the suns shinning listening to good old Wavy Gravy and I'm enjoying myself smoking and drinking Magners.
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was ty mush yes people I've just my ing pants and I'm ing livid! :mad:. Yes not Wavy gravy ing arse gravy more like!
I've ran upstairs peeled off my clothes, taken a shower and thrown my boxers and jeans into the binbag which I've launched outside. Luckly I wasn't wearing a pair of Bench jeans and not my beloved Diesel.
Give me a day and I'll see the funny side to this :stongue::mad:
So next time you drink cider, when you feel the need to let one rip go visit the ter. |
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| ZeJayMan |
Oh god no.
That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party. |
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| Trance Nutter |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Oh god no.
That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party. |
At party how did you get away with that one? |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
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:stongue: trust me if I'm ever in Adelaide I'll make sure I lay a cable in you and your missus's bed. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
At party how did you get away with that one? |
Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no ing bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no ing bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times. |
:stongue: classic you should send that into FHM in fact.
One of mates future brother in law had a night out on the strongbow cirrus, the morning after when he drove back he felt the need let one rip nad himself something cronic. I heard he ripped off his jeans and in his beanie hat it was that bad. |
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| Omega_M |
| Man, is it the cider or is it just you ? |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
he ripped off his jeans and in his beanie hat it was that bad. |
Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
Man, is it the cider or is it just you ? |
Cider pal trust me, Apples aren't the best of things with peoples guts trust me, go drink a ton of apple juice and cider you'll know what I mean.
No it's not me I'm half Irish half British I can drink people twice my size under the table.
| quote: | | Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent. |
Buckys rank! I've had buckfast a few times it's really big down here in England, but you occasionally see the odd empty bottle the local chavs (neds) have necked. |
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| smallSHEEP |
| You're a classy lad O'Callaghan. :) |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was ty mush yes people I've just my ing pants and I'm ing livid! |
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