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Best of XENO (pg. 2)
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| Omega_M |
From this thread.
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
[14:16] Psy-T: i was just musing about how much of a genius i am
[14:16] Psy-T: :p
[14:16] Xeno: oh how so
[14:16] Xeno: so how so
[14:16] Xeno: how is so
[14:16] Psy-T: i discovered you! you were a pitiful green lump of morphing illuminated... thing before i talked to you! :p
[14:16] Xeno: hmmmm
[14:17] Psy-T: and now, you're the COR's darling random generator of randomness
[14:17] Psy-T: you're so random that your 'regular' posts look funnier than your random ones! :wtf:
[14:17] Xeno: sure, I was nothing but lumpy :'(
[14:17] Xeno: sad times
[14:17] Xeno: hehe
[14:18] Psy-T: now that you're a star, you don't call you don't write, we don't even have telepathic sex anymore!
[14:18] Psy-T: what kind of a lump do you think you are?!
[14:18] Psy-T: :(
[14:18] Xeno: ive changed :'(
[14:18] Psy-T: it's true what they say, absolute power corrupts absolutely
[14:18] Psy-T: :p
[14:19] Xeno: Im just not the type of lump any girlfriend will take home to their parents house
[14:19] Xeno: what can I do about this???
[14:19] Psy-T: you can create the world' first hweoihv,bweo8342bcfj3333!!
[14:19] Xeno: sure,
[14:20] Xeno: um
[14:20] Xeno: ill start now shall I?
[14:20] Psy-T: sure lol
[14:20] Xeno: hehe
[14:20] Xeno: yay
[14:20] Xeno: hold on a sec
[14:20] Xeno: *hit hammer*
[14:20] Psy-T: if you do good, i'll hire you back to our agency
[14:20] Xeno: ok
[14:20] Xeno: I will try my darndest
[14:20] Psy-T: i'll ignore the insurgency you partook in, aligning yourself with such double operatives as mason and orbax!
[14:21] Psy-T: you should know better than that, only quadruple operatives are allowed to be engaged
[14:21] Xeno: OMGMASONHAX
[14:21] Xeno: *hits hammer*
[14:21] Psy-T: lol
[14:22] Xeno: I have created something
[14:22] Psy-T: is it the world's first hweoihv,bweo8342bcfj3333!!?
[14:22] Xeno: no
[14:22] Psy-T: what is it then?
[14:22] Xeno: Im not sure, but im throwing it in the bin
[14:23] Xeno: *hits hammer*
[14:23] Psy-T: what will it do once in the bin?
[14:23] Xeno: Im making something else,
[14:23] Xeno: Im hoping it will stay in the tissue
[14:23] Xeno: lol
[14:23] Psy-T: you're aiming too high
[14:23] Psy-T: :p
[14:23] Xeno: :P
[14:24] Xeno: *hit hammer*
[14:24] Psy-T: *hands xeno a triple ended chainsaw*
[14:24] Xeno: hey, how exactly do you make a hweoihv,bweo8342bcfj3333!!
[14:24] Psy-T: i just handed you a chainsaw,, do i have to do ALL the work around here?!
[14:24] Psy-T: :p
[14:24] Xeno: ;)
[14:25] Xeno: *starts chainsaw*
[14:25] Xeno:
You cannot send a Nudge to your contact because he or she is using a version of Messenger that does not support this feature.
[14:25] Psy-T: haha
[14:25] Psy-T: :p
[14:25] Psy-T: err, you should watch out.... that third end of the saw is kinda pointing towards your pecker
[14:25] Xeno: chainsaw must be broken
[14:25] Psy-T: :|
[14:25] Psy-T: :O
[14:26] Xeno: :wtf:
[14:26] Psy-T: here's a hint, the chainsaw isn't a tool to be used, it's part of the hweoihv,bweo8342bcfj3333!!
[14:27] Xeno: *chops knives*
[14:28] Xeno: *slices jello*
[14:28] Psy-T: electrocute it!
[14:28] Xeno: *puts penis in electrical socket*
[14:29] Psy-T: *cringes*
[14:29] Psy-T: lol
[14:29] Xeno: Ok I think it is finished
[14:29] Psy-T: pic or stfu
[14:29] Xeno: It looks amazing
[14:29] Xeno: Sure
[14:29] Xeno: hang on
[14:29] Psy-T: lol
[14:31] Xeno:
[14:32] Psy-T: excellent
[14:32] Xeno: That is not the picture
[14:32] Xeno: but it is close
[14:32] Psy-T: lol
[14:32] Xeno: well, not really
[14:32] Xeno: but it talks none the less
[14:32] Psy-T: is it likely to murder you in your sleep?
[14:33] Xeno: sure, ill ask it
[14:33] Psy-T: lol
[14:33] Xeno: It said that Jeffery dahmer was his acient cousin, but would like to sleep outside with the dog if it is ok
[14:33] Xeno: I told it it was ok
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| one of his translation threads.. that was hilarious |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Cheers yan. It isnt something that has much to do with what im about to say in any way, shape or form. The secret to my euphoric state of well being is a little thing that can only be explained in cut sentences (with key words deleted for no reason)....
The Secret to my Euphoric State of Well Being A story by xenocreator.
Xeno operates a global ***** and jumps out of an plane ***** land on the ***** and sells it on the Internet. His idea for the **** was born from his dietry **** itch on his penis **** project. As a **** Xeno formulated a faster **** for a slower lickage of the anus ****. He anticipates expansions in *****, assembly and fulfillment *****, which, he noted, “should be achieved through rubbing your ****, not added dolphin power.” With no formal ***** training, he said, “the advice of seasoned **** is a dire need to **** you mommas **** and clean up the mess she did in the toilet." |
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| stren |
| my favourite Xeno post, is the one he posted after he left |
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| Sunsnail |
| The one where he imitated Googooly |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
next obvious one |
hahahaha, yes, this one. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
The one where he imitated Googooly |
link plz. |
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| Psy-T |
i approve of this thread.  |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Xenosam have been working endlessly for the last couple of months designing Theresa a campaign that will WIN YOUR VOTES!! Now after discussing it with our lawyers they have allowed us post some of the less graphic material without being prosecuted by the fun police. So here it is:
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| tranceDJ |
| ^^^If I were Theresa and saw that I don't know if I would have laughed or felt incredibly uncomfortable and horrified:nervous: |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
^^^If I were Theresa and saw that I don't know if I would have laughed or felt incredibly uncomfortable and horrified:nervous: |
she was pretty confused too. it was great. |
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