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Ok so... (pg. 5)
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room!
*Missions Impossible Music*
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| RJT |
I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video.
Still, neat  |
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| medinaM5 |
| i prefer the "abe lincoln" where an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then gets adorned with a top hat. |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
if i was able to be a guy for one day, the first thing i would do is jerk off so i can find out how it feels
question (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror;) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video.
Still, neat |
Same concept ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
ion (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror;) |
It's even funnier if you do it right after you shave teh pubes :happy2: |
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| Slylee |
I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
*runs out of the room* |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
*runs out of the room* |
*jizzes all over your face instead*
Hey, its what you wanted! |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
*runs out of the room* |
*perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver* |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
*perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver* |
"My name is Judge!" |
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| Clovis |
| "Hear ye, hear ye!" |
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| Fast Turtle |
i'd rather swallow than have to see it string out of my mouth onto something all goopy like
pps just wait til the day you get snowballed, then who's gonna be laughing? |
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| Clovis |
| How about adopting a baby voice and gong "Okay _______, here comes the airplane in for landing! Open the hangar! Ready?" |
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