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A vaginal sand day
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| Lira |
Full version: As I was coming home this morning, I heard some neurologist on the radio this afternoon claiming that women were hormonal beings prone to several uncontrollable ups and downs during the day. "Misogyny!", I thought romantically, "women are all unique!". However, my night does make me wonder whether I'm wrong :p
1) My girlfriend phoned me, after work, saying that she'd like to meet me. I tell her that I'm quite close, and then asked her to wait for me. When I met her, she was pretty damn irate, claiming that she wanted to photocopy a few things before meeting me, and that now she's going to waste "our time" going with me to the photocopier;
2) After she calmed down and we went to the cafeteria, the bartenders were talking about some other girl who threw a fit because the meat in the Russian Salad disgusted her. As I look at the salad, I don't see any meat, and naively ask the woman whether there really is meat*. She then rudely asks me "Can you see any meat in there?". Being a rather calm person, I interpreted this as being "no", and kept serving myself. Then, as I walk past her, she taunts me saying something like "Go eat some tasty soy-ee!". I say "No, thanks, soy is a dirty animal" and walk away;
3) My girlfriend than tells me that the chairwoman of our academic department is pissed at me because I'm working at a rival school and I often need to give her some messages (as she does work for that school). This did bother me a bit, but then I was reminded that she's had a row with pretty much all the other professors (and half of the students :p);
4) Some woman threw a fit at the gym for some reason I couldn't be arsed to investigate;
I still don't believe we can generalise and claim that's part of a "female nature", but what the hell is this crankiness all about!? What is culture doing to women!? :(
* I'm allergic to meat.
c0re version: I met many angry women today. What the hell!? |
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| dj_bas |
Your CORe version is funny :p
I think it has to do with the planets...Mars is blocking some planet that would usually make women normal. Unfortunately this shift in planetary alignment has left most women bitchy :/
Check the Mayan calendar, it's in there somewhere. |
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| Lilith |
| I dunno, I'm just the token PDD's 'neurotic confused approval seeking mess of a woman', maybe the problem is YOU! :haha: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
maybe the problem is YOU! :haha: |
Harsh :( :p
(Wait, there was that woman at the gym that was irate regardless of my existence!)
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
I think it has to do with the planets...Mars is blocking some planet that would usually make women normal. Unfortunately this shift in planetary alignment has left most women bitchy :/
Check the Mayan calendar, it's in there somewhere. |
Blimey... that's why I like astrology. It's like... stellar! |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Harsh :( :p |
Well numerically today you're the minority so of course the problem is you :p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Well numerically today you're the minority so of course the problem is you :p |
Damn statistics! :D |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
you need to STOP! |
HAMMERTIME! |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
HAMMERZEIT! |
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| kadomony |
ive been noticing a lot of people coming into my store have been giving me attitudes.
i make sure to confront them about it though. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Damn statistics! :D |
Joking aside though you see my points though, when women are difficult they're being neurotic, confused, approval seeking, messes that you don't understand. So when is it that fellas bug the hell out of women is it any different at some kind of fundamental level?
I don't think so :) |
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| Ygrene |
| I hereby offer my throat-punching services to Lira. |
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