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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
why do black people only have nightmares?
because the last one that had a dream got shot! |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: hot dog we have a weiner. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
One night two fur seals go to a club. |
Help. Don't get it.
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
why do black people only have nightmares?
because the last one that had a dream got shot! |
That was so wrong, but a good one. :haha: |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Help. Don't get it.
That was so wrong, but a good one. :haha: |
seal clubbing is a common practice, or so we're led to believe, I put it ot my canadian sis-in-law to be that it's just slang for masturbation "im going to club the seal darling" 'oh ok, see you later, bring dinner' |
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| dark_Omens |
| A neutron walks into the bar. Immediately the bartender gets him the most expensive drink. The neutron asks how much it costs, and the bartender says, "For you, no charge." |
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| bogartgreens |
what do u tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. you already told her twice. :wtf: |
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| bananas |
Three spermatozoids talking:
First one says: Imma be a girl!
Second: Imma be a boy!
Third one: Sorry guys, nothing doing, we're in mouth. |
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| bananas |
|i8b4uUnderground| d-_-b
|BonyNoMore| how u make that inverted b?
|BonyNoMore| wait
|BonyNoMore| never mind |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
|i8b4uUnderground| d-_-b
|BonyNoMore| how u make that inverted b?
|BonyNoMore| wait
|BonyNoMore| never mind |
best bash quote of all time:
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude |
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| stren |
2 guys riding a tandem bicycle, one of them has a banana up his ear
- dude, you've got a banana up your ear !
- I can't hear you, cause I've got a banana up my ear ! |
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| paulandrews |
Ok, this one is extremely lame.
Two tomatoes are crossing the street.
Tomato A: *gets squelched by a car*
Tomato B: 'Come on, ketchup, let's get going!' |
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| Zenchowdah |
why couldnt helen keller drive?
because she was a woman |
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| Absolut_Vodka |
What's worse then 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
1 dead baby in ten garbage cans.. |
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