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| Dr. DAS |
Ever had something happen to you that was so random and so funny you just had to tell someone?
Yeah, I had one of those today, so I thought I'd start a thread for people to post their tales of whimsy.
Mine:
Since we all take pleasure in other people's misfortune, (c'mon, you know you do), I thought I'd share a funny lunchtime story. I decided to go low-key today and have a hot dog in Nathan Phillips Square. I order, loaded up the toppings and took three steps away from the vendor's cart when suddenly a SEAGULL CRAPPED ON MY DOG! No joke - right onto the dog, missing both my hand and the bun - it looked just like one of the fixin's I had just put on myself. You have to admire the bird's marksmanship.
The hot dog guy saw this and, after pissing himself laughing, hooked me up with a replacement dog because 'I made his day'. Thanks for the free dog you Schadenfreude loving bastard.
Happy Friday everyone! |
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| darouge11 |
| i almost laughed....but then, i diddnt...but that is pretty strange |
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| urban_legend |
You wanna talk about odds?
Dave I will have to tell you my Montreal story. Its how I got my TA name.
Maybe over a beer tonight at the Hostel dood...... |
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| EvilTree |
lol.
At least you got a replacement hot dog |
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| me@t k@tie |
| There was this guy who I went to high school with in Barry's Bay. His name was Nick. He thought he was the coolest person in the world, and he acted superior to everyone. He used to copy me in chemistry class, and it pissed me off. Anyways, he walked into class one day, and had seagull all over his head. Everyone was disgusted, but laughed because Nick didn't know about it until he touched his head. |
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| SummerCallin |
| quote: | Originally posted by darouge11
i almost laughed....but then, i diddnt...but that is pretty strange |
+1 lool
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: derek ur comment made me laugh more than the story did LOL :p |
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| SummerCallin |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
There was this guy who I went to high school with in Barry's Bay. His name was Nick. He thought he was the coolest person in the world, and he acted superior to everyone. He used to copy me in chemistry class, and it pissed me off. Anyways, he walked into class one day, and had seagull all over his head. Everyone was disgusted, but laughed because Nick didn't know about it until he touched his head. |
LOOOOL EWWWWW that kindda happened to me before. last sem. I was at york sittin outside havin a smoke then i felt something fell on my head.. I touched my head it was wet and grosssss :'( It was so embarassin I couldnt even walk to the bathroom I just sat there for a while till there were less ppl around :nervous: :( |
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| Pett |
| the odds of you getting a free replacement dog is the only remarkable thing about your story |
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| Rodrico |
| maybe a 37 to 1, give or take. |
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pett
the odds of you getting a free replacement dog is the only remarkable thing about your story |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| waynoinsano |
i went in to a traffic defense place yesterday, and the secretary took one look at my ticket and went.
'OMG i used to live in that house'
'really? you mean you were the one with the elevator and the cool ramp on the front?'
'yEAH! that was for my brother in the wheel chair, you still live there?'
'yah, for now' |
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| PartEgurl |
| My mom always said if a bird poops on you, it means you have luck in your future. She didnt mention hotdogs though. :D |
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