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Cuz The Waste Island Kicks Ass
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| Marcus007 |
THAT'S RIGHT DOWNTOWN ******S...
YOU KNOW WHO RUNS THIS
HE ORIGINAL WEST ISLAND GROUP
You know you're from the west island when:
The words Sources, St. John's, St. Charles, Pierrefonds, Gouin or Lakeshore fit into the directions to your house or anywhere else you are going.
--Your sixth sense includes bicycle cop awareness... or not.
--You've received a $75 ticket for drinking, smoking, making out or... gasp... TALKING in a park past the 11pm curfew.
--Anything past the IKEA building is "downtown."
--Soccer mom with a minivan isn't just a suburban cliché to you: you either are one or will be someday.
--You consider Amabaie to be the ghetto.
--You've killed some time in the Herzberg basement.
--You know where the Herzberg basement is.
--You hang out at Cheers, Clyde's, Annie's, McKibbin's or the fourth place that
changes names and locations every year (eg, Fuzzy's, Bed.)
--Pumpkin, strawberry or apple picking at Quinn's farm is not considered child slave labour but a fun field trip every elementary school must make at least once a year.
--If you don't have a car and can't afford a taxi, your night out ends in time to make the last bus home from Fairview.
--Your parents have been banned from attending your soccer, hockey or softball games.
--You don't know Ile-Bizard is an island.
--You've been freaked out at the castle in Senneville.
--You've karaoked in front of a large crowd of drunk lifeguards.
--You are a lifeguard.
--You've spent countless hours with your friends at Rockaberry's talking and eating cake.
--You've explored houses in the process of being built.
--You've paused street hockey games to let a car pass through.
--You're still playing street hockey well into adulthood.
--You can name at least 3 people who have worked at the Coliseum.
--When looking for a job, you print off a dozen CV's and head straight to Fairview.
--You've been to Fairview without having any intention of buying anything. (You also miss the fountain at Fairview)
--You trust a parking lot full of amusement rides that have been set up in a few hours and will be taken down 3 days later.
-You have more cars in your driveway than people in your family.
--You're educational career follows the pattern of elementary school, high school, Cartier, the country club, then somewhere out of the West
Island.
--Rush hour traffic makes you angrier than anything else in your life.
--There is no way that NDG is a suburb.
--Going out to dinner means driving along St-Jean Blvd. and choosing which one of the 80 large restaurants you want to eat at tonight.
--You remember when there were more vacant lots and "greenery."
--Your town has a "Welcome to_________" sign made out of flowers.
--You've been on the train from hell.
--You have spent as much money on your lawn as other people spend on vacations.
--Your family can still afford a vacation.
--Instead of a damn horrible time in the dark and cold, Ice Storm '98 brings back memories of "a whole community coming together in a time of
need."
--You are a senior citizen.
--You are able to complete kindergarten to University degree all in one city, Hell all on one campus!
-- You show up at Tim Horton's with 6 friends, who all live 2 blocks away, with 5 different cars
- You've been in the Chronicle at least once.
- You can't walk through Fairview for more than 30 seconds without having to chat with an acquaintance or friend.
-You've been to Cap St-Jacques. Upon looking at the state of the water. You left.
-You've been to the Ecomuseum
- Your biggest achievement was dating the captain from the local hockey team
-You know, or know of Santosh, Jerry or that Cowboy guy.
-You're convinced that the Chinese restaurant on Gouin near Sources is a front for organized crime
-You wonder if the environmentalist guy that walks down main streets uses eco-friendly paper for his signs.
-Anytime your waiting for a STM bus, the bus on the opposing side of the street passes by numerous times before your bus eventually arrives. |
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| SummerWolf |
West Island REPRESENT!
you took that from the facebook group eh? |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
if i wanted to be in a room full of frantic israelis i would go to a Ray and Jay Investors group meeting in Pierrefonds:p |
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| Enjoy |
I once took a swim in the river after drinking in Clyde's.
That's my West Island story. |
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| Marcus007 |
| You know you're from the west island when you've smoked at least one joint in a empty parking lot. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
You know you're from the west island when you've smoked at least one joint in a empty parking lot. |
you know you are grown up when you can smoke it inside:p |
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| Marcus007 |
| i smoke it inside myself good sir ;-) |
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| SummerWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
i smoke it inside myself good sir ;-) |
MARCUS DO DRUGS! |
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| jesteraver |
| Less than 2 months until I am out of the West Island for good |
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| Leif |
^ 3 months here, just signed a lease today :)
(my apartment is like 3 mintues from Moog... im going to go broke :wtf: )
Good bye Waste Island! |
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| Marcus007 |
hahaahha
haterssss |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by Leif
^ 3 months here, just signed a lease today :)
(my apartment is like 3 mintues from Moog... im going to go broke :wtf: )
Good bye Waste Island! |
:crazy: :crazy:
I'm like 2 mins from Tribe |
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