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| Caela |
im drunk!
who wants to second that? |
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| Marc Summers |
| lol im so tempted to say something |
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| pitchf0rk |
| u win at life Caela. |
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| Sushipunk |
I'm working on drunk.
But I got a nice buzzzzzz
:D |
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| CrazedOut |
I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do , as expected.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do , as expected.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. |
What were you expecting, exactly, from one shot of cognac? |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do , as expected. |
srsly... |
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| trewqy |
caela, if i told u were beautiful, would u date me on the regular,,..baby would u?!?!?
Becauseeeeeee i can see us holding hands walking on the beach all toes in the sannnd |
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| Trance Nutter |
I was having a bad week – I crashed the car and the cat carked it • Weighed myself outside Woolies and I’d put on 4 kilos
Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee • I poured my heart out – told her all about • Poor dead fluffy, and the bloody car, and did she think I should go on a diet?
She studied my face, trying to frame the words to say • Just the right blend of sympathy and advice • She took a big breath. And looked into my eyes and she said:
You should go on Australian Idol! • Even if you don’t win, you’ll have a great time. • Don’t worry that you don’t look like a supermodel • They’re even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine.
I said ‘Thanks, I feel a lot better now’ • Then I erased her number from my phone • I didn’t know how much we’d grown apart.
The very next day was my birthday. • No one called, except my grandma • And she was drunk, she just needed a lift home from the pub
Then that Sunday night, I went to dinner with my rellies • They said ‘Happy Birthday! Do you mind if we put the tv on? • It’s nearly the final of Australian Idol and
You should go on Australian Idol • You’re much prettier than her – she looks like a pudding • ‘You’ll win it no worries love’ said my uncle • And I just turned and looked at him like he was something that I stood in.
And don’t get me wrong – if I turn on the tv and it’s on • I can’t stop watching. Even with the ads • Even with those two s blabbing on between songs • I love to see their spirits crushed, their egos shattered • I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions • I love to watch them sob, their dreams in tatters • And I laugh while I eat my dinner • They’re crying in their 5-star hotel, and I’m cackling on my cack-brown couch • And it’s not that I am jealous, I’m not jealous, I’m not jealous. • The next Sunday, I had a pretty bad hangover
Feeling pretty grumpy • Sitting on the couch, eating Pringles feeling sorry for myself. • I flipped to Channel 10 and before I knew it I was watching a really short guy • Singing that really annoying song by Craig David.
Suddenly I rose to my feet – it must have been divine intervention • I saw the light in front of me, and I screamed!
Why am I watching Australian Idol? (God!) • Am I really reduced to this pitiful state? Jesus! • I may as well just head down to my local karaoke bar • Or better still just change to SBS. • You better believe it – I changed to SBS • So Marcia, Holden, whatever your name is… • Shove it up your ass! |
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| gwrmarines |
Your drunk eh, very well. Get on with the nekked pics then. |
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| Ian |
| have you considered modelling? They can pretty much airbrush anything these days |
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