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| me@t k@tie |
By a tree. =(
So I went back to Barry's Bay for Easter, and felt like wandering off into the forest like I usually do when I am there. Anyway, I went rock climbing, and then decided to build a beautiful redwood fire. I was sitting on top of the rocks, warming my hands over the fire, and enjoying the peace and quiet.
It was really sunny outside.
I have always had a fascination with the outdoors, and I love trees. But sometimes not so much.
I like trees with shrooms on them.
I like trees that grow on rocks, and near moss patches.
I like when leaves fall off of trees, onto ice that I jumped on.
I like when leaves fall off of trees, onto ice that I did not jump on.
I like trees that are in water.
I like trees that you can climb.
Okay, so anyways:
See these little ing twatslapper trees? I detest them. I was on my way home, and I accidentally dropped a ing piece of garbage on the ground, so I went to pick it up. As I stood up, one of those cumtowel bitch asses STABBED ME IN THE FACE! Blood was pouring everywhere. I was in a lot of pain and thought I would have to get stitches on my face. I was not impressed, because the doctor at the hospital on the weekend sucks at stitching.
Once I was swimming by the waterfall, and did a handstand (it was cool back in the day). My hand got sliced open because of some broken glass that a face threw in the water. I went to the ER and the weekend doctor stitched me up. He did an awful job. I promised myself that I would never again get injured on a weekend.
Back to my sob story: I ended up going home and fixing the cut up myself. This ing tree ruined my day. Now I have to walk around with a huge ing cut across my face, and it looks like I was stabbed by a gang member. Not even makeup can cover it up.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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| RobotHouse |
this story should have ended the way it started
with fire. |
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| Engine9 |
nice pics
so did u stitch urself up? like rambo? |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Engine9
nice pics
so did u stitch urself up? like rambo? |
Nah. To be honest, Cosmic Fur attempted to use my last stitching kit as dental floss one morning. =/
I had some butterfly strips on for a while, but then felt that it was not necessary. I have been applying polysporin so that it will not get infected, and plain old vitamin e caps so that a lasting scar will not form. |
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| VolumE_TO |
I've been stabbed by one of those deathly-looking little bastards before too... running full tilt in the dark (which was may or not have been a less than intelligent idea...)
i feel your pain, hope it heals quick! |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
Nah. To be honest, Cosmic Fur attempted to use my last stitching kit as dental floss one morning. =/
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First, this sounds sooooooo bad. Second, was this the post-CZ sketch day? |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
First, this sounds sooooooo bad. Second, was this the post-CZ sketch day? |
No, this was another time...
Do you not remember? |
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| Cribby |
| One of them evil ones? Yohan? :p |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by VolumE_TO
i feel your pain, hope it heals quick! |
Thank you. I am glad that you understand. I really hope that it heals quickly as well. :( |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cribby
One of them evil ones? Yohan? :p |
No. That was my cousin twice removed from mother side George.
Apparently he wanted to hug silly girls with big boobs :p |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
No. That was my cousin twice removed from mother side George.
Apparently he wanted to hug silly girls with big boobs :p |
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