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So I defended my thesis...im a MASTER! (pg. 2)
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| Ygrene |
| Why did the farmer receive a Masters Degree? Because he was out standing in his field! |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
A blonde, a jew and a nappy head ho walk into a bar....
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:stongue: :stongue:
Whats wrong with YOU PEOPLE?? |
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| Ygrene |
| p.s. - What in the hax is your thesis? |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
p.s. - What in the hax is your thesis? |
entitled, "Gambling behavior and the five factor model of personality"
I just ran a regression, some correlations, and a few anovas using measures of gambling and a persnoality measure. Which surprisingly has not been done before! |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
entitled, "Gambling behavior and the five factor model of personality"
I just ran a regression, some correlations, and a few anovas using measures of gambling and a persnoality measure. Which surprisingly has not been done before! |
are you sure, everything has been done before, specially by Egyptians |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I just ran a regression, some correlations, and a few anovas using measures of gambling and a persnoality measure. Which surprisingly has not been done before!
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This should be the exact presentation you make to the committee. Just say that, and nothing more, and then just stand there smiling. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
are you sure, everything has been done before, specially by Bas |
Fixed. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
We are gathered here today....
So you are probably wondering why I called this meeting...
A blonde, a jew and a nappy head ho walk into a bar....
so many to choose...soo little time. |
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Good luck. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
are you sure, everything has been done before, specially by bas and karim |
Fixed. |
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| Boomer187 |
alright it has been done before, but it has not been published yet....so officially, never been done.
and I think it was bas and karim, :wtf: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I just ran a regression, some correlations, and a few anovas using measures of gambling and a persnoality measure. Which surprisingly has not been done before! |
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
/committee chairman: huh?
As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
do you get my drift?
/committee chairman: it, take your master's and leave |
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| iced_donuts |
| hey good luck dude :D |
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