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Fun with Puns! (pg. 2)
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| Ygrene |
Being a croc vet is wristky business. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That croc is so tough he can eat nails. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I wonder if he screamed, "someone give me a hand here!" when he was
getting attacked
"Look ma'! No hand!!!"
I bet he was stumped when they asked him where his wedding ring was
He went from being a one man army to a one arm mannie.
Or maybe he thought to himself, "this situation's getting out of hand"
But enough with the offhand remarks
Confucius say, "He who stick arm in alligator's mouth can no longer be handyman."
I wonder if he hates clocks now
The onlookers nodded in appreciation of the crocodile's handiwork.
That's why I never give handouts to crocodiles
This is the sound of one hand snapping
I hear vets in China really live hand-to-mouth
I wonder if he thought to himself "What is dis, year of the jerk?"
I guess the crocodile caught him red-handed at poor vet skills. |
thanks for stealing most of my puns on that article dick
*waits for you to try and be as clever as I am* |
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| Orbax |
I wish he had bitten his stomach so I could have said
THAT crocodile has a sixpack in his FACE |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
thanks for stealing most of my puns on that article dick |
actually I stole all of your puns.
bitch. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
actually I stole all of your puns.
bitch. |
ALL?
Within seconds of the conflict, the Taiwanese veterinarian called for an armistice.
Most but not all bastard!!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Ygrene |
| The croc is armed and dangerous! |
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| Orbax |
| Its rare that a gruesome injury tickles the funny bone of both parties |
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| Masonious |
| After two minutes of intense physical combat the Taiwanese Veterinarian had to admit he was stumped. |
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| Lilith |
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| Orbax |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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not funny |
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| Orbax |
| Baddd clocodiruuu I tord you to stop chewing on fingel nairs! |
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