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Kenneth Thomas.....
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| djjonas |
| .....is lurking the TXTA forum.:haha: |
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| davemolina |
Shhhhh!!!
KT might hear you.
I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands. |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
Shhhhh!!!
KT might hear you.
I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands. |
That's not entirely true. The bear came at hime and realized he was KT. No one heard from the bear ever again. |
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| If you can see Kenneth Thomas, he can see you. If you can't see Kenneth Thomas you may be only seconds away from death. |
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| Kenneth Thomas once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid. |
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| djjonas |
| I heard he produced a track called 'Ninja', but it's too dangerous to release. |
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| djjonas |
| I heard he walked across the Atlantic to Ibiza last summer. That's just what I heard. I was too afraid to ask him. |
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| Ph03n1x |
| Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris! |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ph03n1x
Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris! |
You better delete this before Kenneth sees it. Kenneth was a guest on Walker, Texas Ranger. He is the only villain to ever kill Chuck Norris on the show. They haven't shown it yet. |
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| Kenneth Thomas drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. |
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| djjonas |
| Kenneth Thomas needs no DJ equipement. He just raises his hands to the sky and music happens. |
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| davemolina |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMFG Steve, you made this thread...hands down.
I heard thunder outside just now. That must be KT laughing with approval. |
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