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when is it NOT ok to masturbate? (pg. 5)
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by eROs.au
girls fap? or do they something else? |
they scratch like a dj :wtf: |
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| Psy-T |
| when you're locked in a 16-men prison cell? bah, who am i kidding, i did it anyway :p |
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| noikeee |
at work
... in front of the boss. |
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| requiemofnanqel |
No wanking while your significant other is laying in bed with you sleeping....
unless they can wank it for you :toothless :toothless |
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| nchs09 |
| its the only way to take the poison out! |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
they scratch like a dj :wtf: |
I agree, especially a few days after a bad shave when the pubes start growing back! That's pretty much how it would sound. :wtf: :p |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
I agree, especially a few days after a bad shave when the pubes start growing back! That's pretty much how it would sound. :wtf: :p |
yeah I know that feeling, give it a few days and it will stop |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zharen
I'd imagine it sound more like a squeegee.
*squee *squee *squee...? :wtf: |
No, that's what it sound when a girl is cleaning herself off....with a squeegee. Not when 'fapping'. :wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
when you're locked in a 16-men prison cell? bah, who am i kidding, i did it anyway :p |
And when, where and why did this happen? :p |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
:wtf: :stongue: |
Yeah. We were all at my friends house back in the day for a party, and this one guy who was more of an acquaintance to us grabbed a blanket from the back of the couch and just started going at it in front of us. Needless to say he was forced to leave the party early.
:nervous: :nervous: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by requiemofnanqel
No wanking while your significant other is laying in bed with you sleeping....
unless they can wank it for you :toothless :toothless |
that i used to ejaculate on my ex ex girflriend while she was asleep.
then shed wake up when the load hits her "OAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and id be like lol heheheheh |
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| requiemofnanqel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
that i used to ejaculate on my ex ex girflriend while she was asleep.
then shed wake up when the load hits her "OAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and id be like lol heheheheh |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: Tehee tehee
Dude that's just wrong..Lol..but very funny..
I wonder, is there a regular person out there other who doesn't wank it... :eek: :eek: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| i bet the pope wanks even. that all those nuns on the run. id wipe one out for jesus' sake. |
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