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| ReenTeenTeen |
Can you cry under water?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but its only a "penny for your thoughts" (where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "Slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They are going to see you naked anyway.
Why is a "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all four?
They are both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you justtry singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? |
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| Drew1127 |
| why do people drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen
Can you cry under water?
yes
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but its only a "penny for your thoughts" (where's that extra penny going to?
a penny im all about dime pieces
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
you ever seen a round box ? no.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
pig disease
How is that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
ppl were more fascinated about astronauts
Why is it that people say they "Slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
cuz WHILE babies sleep looks more peaceful than anything else
If a deaf person has to go court, is it still called a hearing?
yes but it will be read
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
"In" tv would be too confusing ie. The Ring etc.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
retards do such things sometimes
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They are going to see you naked anyway.
they like to build it up as its too common for them
Why is a "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
^^ dumb question, bra is short for brassieres
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
to laught at ppl who do eat them
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
obviously someone cared
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
he only had one skill
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all four?
They are both dogs!
goofy was an android
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
ask a person who sleeps like a baby
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
only if youre a moron
Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
so is tony draper's 'children of the nite'
Why did you justtry singing the two songs above?
in the womb
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
dont you like to eat at your own convience ?
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| jerZ07002 |
some decent questions.
| quote: | Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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ever try to fold cardboard into a cylinder. |
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| ReenTeenTeen |
| quote: | Originally posted by jerZ07002
some decent questions.
ever try to fold cardboard into a cylinder. |
actually I had |
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| Stassi |
| quote: | Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but its only a "penny for your thoughts" (where's that extra penny going to?
to the homeless guy your talking to.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
because sicilian pizza wouldnt fit in a round box.
How is that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Astronauts are known to pack light.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They are going to see you naked anyway.
he'd rather watch from the peephole from his office.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
cause Jimmy wrote the song and is a god damn attention whore.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
because they were still drunk from that rum.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
dumpster babies.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No, moronicity comes from morons, much like most of these responses.
Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yes.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
how would u feel if an elephat blew in your face?
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| zizack |
| quote: | Originally posted by jerZ07002
some decent questions.
ever try to fold cardboard into a cylinder. |
haha, you beat me to it.
I work at a pizza place a few days a week and we tried circular boxes once...they look cool but are an absolutely biatch to make. |
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| priscilla |
| quote: | Originally posted by zizack
haha, you beat me to it.
I work at a pizza place a few days a week and we tried circular boxes once...they look cool but are an absolutely biatch to make. |
Why not just make a square pizza?? |
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| AY STAR |
| are these george carlin jokes? |
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| zizack |
| quote: | Originally posted by priscilla
Why not just make a square pizza?? |
they do...Sicilian pies.
but think about the process of shaping the dough to make a pizza. making a perfectly square pizza to fit into a box by hand would be a very laborious process. Sicilian pies are made in a pan with oil, and that takes time...plus the crust of a Sicilian pie is not normal pizza crust, its very oily...not everyone likes that.
people order pizzas 1. because they taste great of course, but also because they are very quick to make. Making square pizzas just doesn't make sense. ;) |
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| jerZ07002 |
| quote: | Originally posted by zizack
they do...Sicilian pies.
but think about the process of shaping the dough to make a pizza. making a perfectly square pizza to fit into a box by hand would be a very laborious process. Sicilian pies are made in a pan with oil, and that takes time...plus the crust of a Sicilian pie is not normal pizza crust, its very oily...not everyone likes that.
people order pizzas 1. because they taste great of course, but also because they are very quick to make. Making square pizzas just doesn't make sense. ;) |
pizzas are round because its easier to evenly distribute the dough in a circle than in any other shape. |
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| ReenTeenTeen |
| lol, i guess the pizza topic is the growen up version of when children finally ask you. "Is 'hot dog' meet made out of dogs?". |
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