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Who are you? (pg. 5)
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| Slylee |
i think i'm a little bit of this too:disbelief
| quote: | | Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing |
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| igottaknow |
| who me? :stongue: |
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| bas |
The CORe
| quote: | | Howlers generally populate academic, technical or special interest forums. Newbies to such forums often wander in thinking they have found some devastating new argument or special insight on the forum topic on interest, but unless the forum has been recently formed an active discussion group will probably have heard and debated the argument at length. So instead of being welcomed into the bosom of the group the newcomer is forced to flee under a shower of invective. |
Mikey Mike lol
| quote: | | Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth |
Half of TA in general...
| quote: | | A weak Warrior with few weapons at his disposal Compost flings expletives and vulgarities to keep his opponent at bay. This tactical maneuver can occasionally rout especially sensitive combatants, such as Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against more powerful Warriors. Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly ban him from the forum. |
Echooeesss
| quote: | | Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort. |
Googology
| quote: | | Loopy's messages are incomprehensible to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack. Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement. Jerk and Evil Clown revel in egging Loopy on for their own amusement. CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons - any response to his attacks will provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages, so Loopy is best left undisturbed. |
All the old school TAs that are 'missed'
| quote: | | In bygone days Ents roamed an internet paradise of purposeful forums, but in recent times Ents have grown quiet. Indeed, Ents are so rarely heard from these days that netizens have begun to doubt that they ever existed. Being privy to the secrets of the ancients Ents are an extremely powerful Warriors, and are all the more so because of the veneration in which they are held. Warriors who chop and burn an Ent in battle will not earn glory, but will instead incite the enmity of the entire forum. |
IGK
| quote: | | Mediocrity is Lamer's salient characteristic, yet the word "mediocre" seems inadequate to fully encompass the crushing dullness of his personality. Not one of his utterances demonstrates the faintest insight on any topic, no glimmer of wit or humor brightens his conversation, nor does stone ignorance of the subject at hand discourage him from sharing his views. He isn't even obnoxious enough to justify banning him from the forum. He's a very weak Warrior in the conventional sense, but not even the most stalwart opponent can withstand prolonged contact with this truly fearsome Warrior. |
I think this is me, only because I go and start in the TOTA forum :p
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Agent is a sinister and elusive opponent who never goes into battle alone. Agent generally uses standard combat techniques, but differs from other Warriors in that he is secretly in the employ of an organization that has a direct interest in the forum's main topic. The organization may be political, commercial, or even criminal, and it’s Agent’s job to post messages that advance the organization's interests. For example, several Agents who have been hired to promote a new theater production will invade theater discussion forums, and while energetically plumping for their own production, they will pick fights, spread malicious gossip and post fraudulent reviews about competing productions. Some Agents are benign shills, while others are malicious crusaders. Agents typically use hit and run tactics to avoid detection, but sometimes they can be outed by alert forum members who have seen them in other forums. |
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| stren |
| descriptions would help, though the pics are hilarious |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
descriptions would help, though the pics are hilarious |
Good point, I was just too lazy :p |
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| Allied Nations |
Echoes
edit no..
ECHOES!
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| enferno |
Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
ECHOES!
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I was thinking that too. She's a combo of her and crybaby :stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Good point, I was just too lazy :p |
i see you conveniently left yourself off or are you the cat too :rolleyes: |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
i see you conveniently left yourself off or are you the cat too :rolleyes: |
You didn't even read my post :stongue:
DEFINITELY a Lamer. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
You didn't even read my post :stongue:
DEFINITELY a Lamer. |
those descriptions are spot on, especially mikey mikey and googooly |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| ME ME ME ME MEMEME MEMEMEMEM |
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