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Yo Jay, if your money ever runs out... Fear not!!!
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| Alex |
http://montreal.craigslist.org/etc/313654388.html
Date: 2007-04-17, 3:10PM EDT
Panting with exhaustion Christian finds a final ounce of strength and cocks back his heavy crossbow; blood blurs his vision and the lacerations throughout his body rip at his mind, but a quick check of his thoughts equates a perfect aim. Now with steady hands Christian unleashes his last bolt upon a grumbling troll rifling through his pack. A surprised troll looks up as the bolt cuts through the air and pushes straight through his throat. Christian smiles and pushes off the mossy ground to stand. There was no way anyone was getting his lunch today. ****Does this sound familiar?***
The game is Dungeons and Dragons v3.5 (3E). We are looking for experienced DMs to start up a local outlet for serious players to join. You will undergo a brief phonecall to determine your ability as a creative dungeon master as well as your knowledge of the rules.
Do not contact us if you do not have a strong understanding of these books:
-Dungeon masters guide 3.5
-Players handbook 3.5
-Monsters manual 3.5
-**expansion packs are a bonus but are not required**
DMs with knowledge of prior systems (AD&D) who express interest will still be considered. T E L L any serious players about this opportunity, this pays cash each session, payment begins as soon as you sit down.
* Location: Downtown Montreal
* Compensation: Starts @ $10 per hour
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
$10 an hour!!!! roflroflroflroflroflcopter!
Word! Val should totally sign up too! |
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| Spin Laden |
| Dungeons and Dragons.. great, breed some more psychos while we're at it :p |
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| Alex |
EYY THIS THREAD IS FOR EXPERIENCED DUNGEON MASTERS ONLY, AKA MARCUS.
I wonder if Armin played Dungeons and Dragons, I bet he did, prolly how he determines which tracks to play next; "Ahh I rolled 2 fours, I'll just put on some random noises from the beach with a beat and twist knobs that do nothing!"
Don't hate me Marcus :p :p |
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| Allied Nations |
Awesome I've been looking for a summer job!
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Marcus007 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
EYY THIS THREAD IS FOR EXPERIENCED DUNGEON MASTERS ONLY, AKA MARCUS.
I wonder if Armin played Dungeons and Dragons, I bet he did, prolly how he determines which tracks to play next; "Ahh I rolled 2 fours, I'll just put on some random noises from the beach with a beat and twist knobs that do nothing!"
Don't hate me Marcus :p :p |
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i can make the same joke about your type of music
HMMM MY NAME IS STEVE LAWLER
I LOOP THE SAME TRIBAL BEAT FOR 9 HOURS
NO ONE NOTICES CUZ THEYRE TOO HOPPED UP ON METH
for the record i love lawler |
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| Alex |
| For the record, I don't like Lawler really. |
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| Tag |
ssshh marcus, you're mistaking Alex for *stereohead*. Be nice!
:p |
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| all-nite-freak |
LMAO...i needed the laugh.
Believe it or not i'm horrified to spend too much...i'm not going out like hammer no way:p No matter how much is in the account i'll never throw out those boxers with all the holes in them.:p |
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| Paulr |
I take my Arcane FireMage with 2 extra strenght points,
Alex, you're going down ! |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paulr
I take my Arcane FireMage with 2 extra strenght points,
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OH NO YOU DI'INT!!! |
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| all-nite-freak |
| omg i just saw the signature...is he really spinning with the name Haki? Let this thread continue as a haha you used to be called e trance thread:p |
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| ~*Stereohead*~ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
HMMM MY NAME IS STEVE LAWLER
I LOOP THE SAME TRIBAL BEAT FOR 9 HOURS
NO ONE NOTICES CUZ THEYRE TOO HOPPED UP ON METH |
u watch ur fkn mouth boy :p |
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