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Write your own 30 second play/monologue.
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| Aristronica |
/Dude walks out on stage.
(excitedly) "So last night I gave my girlfriend a blowjob and..."
/pause
"ohh no wait a ing minute."
/on the phone with girl.
"was that a dick in my mouth!? A DICK!? IN MY MOUTH!? WHAT. THE. .!"
"i meant to tell you."
"YOU MEANT TO TELL ME! YOU MEANT TO... GIRL YOU CRAZY! I'LL KILL YOU GIRL... OR GUY... OR WHATEVER THE !"
/grabs hammer, pliers, blowtorch.
/mumbling to self.
"i'm gonna get medieval on that ass."
/door slams. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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| ASFSE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no | quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
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| paulandrews |
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| Silky Johnson |
/forum poster opens thread
"What the is this ? Is this supposed to be funny?"
/forum poster stabs self
End.
I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
/forum poster opens thread
"What the is this ? Is this supposed to be funny?"
/forum poster stabs self
End.
I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence. |
30 seconds of stabbing action!! |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
30 seconds of stabbing action!! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
30 seconds of stabbing action!! |
Brilliant! |
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| Frenchie |
| Thread fail of the year |
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