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| AndreaCKY772 |
my sister told me of guy who was really sick of his roomate. so what this person decided to do was:
1) make a circle in the middle of the room (using rocks)
2) put a candle or two in the circle
3) put pieces of in the circle
4) sit in the circle and pretend to meditate saying all types of weird things
the roomate came in and saw this. he moved out. |
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| hadi burpee |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i hated when that happened.
freshmen year of college, i roomed w/ someone i thought i knew from high school.
things were fine until like 2 months into school and he got weird. he kept referring himself as "the magnum" because he felt he was well endowd. no kidding, he would walk up to people [girls, and guys], and say, "hey , i'm kevin....people call me the magnum, for more than one reason."
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thats reminds me of my freshman year roommate situation. he would always say, to everyone in our hall "the length doesnt matter, its all about the girth" |
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| Import |
| quote: | Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
my sister told me of guy who was really sick of his roomate. so what this person decided to do was:
1) make a circle in the middle of the room (using rocks)
2) put a candle or two in the circle
3) put pieces of in the circle
4) sit in the circle and pretend to meditate saying all types of weird things
the roomate came in and saw this. he moved out. |
On the roommate revenge theme it reminds me of my old roommate.
She lived before in a residence townhouse, and origionally was friends with the other 4 girls, but over time they got bitchyer and bitchyer. An example is they would call the campus police when she had her boyfriend over, claiming he had refused to leave. This is BEFORE they even asked him (not that they had any right, as they generally hung out in their room. I can say from living with her they were perfectly neat and quiet). I had been over and watched this actually happen, the cops seemed iritated by the repeat calls, after awhile she started getting fines. She pretty much couldent have him (or anyone else for that matter) over, ever. But thats only one of the many retarded thigns they did...
So she schemed to get back at them. She had always kept all her coats, shoes and whatnot in her room. The roommates shoes would always be everywhere at the entrance, making it rather annoying to enter the house and the housemates never locked the door. So on the last day she went with two garbage bags (while everyone was home, all ninja like) and filled them with all thier shoes. Thats at least 5-6pairs each so over 25 total. She then drove across town and gave them to charity, she had a alibie (SP?) and everything for when the cops came later, pulled it off excelently.
Needless to say they never talked to her again, but i knew not to piss her off. Everyone else in my house got along great with her, with only one exception. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Do you US types call house/flatmates roommates?
In the UK, a roommate is someone you share a room with, house/flatmates are people you live in a house/flat with, each with their own room :p |
"You US types"? Do you call people "types" where you are?
The term "roommate" started , imo, in dorms in college/university. You share a room with 1 or 2 other people ( depending on the room ). Ever since then people just say roommate even if they are talking about ab apartment or house. |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
"You US types"? Do you call people "types" where you are?
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Yes.
Why do you take offence, you're a canuck ainthca? |
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| Frenchie |
| Who said I took offense? I was just asking. And yes I am Canadian. |
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| gehzumteufel |
so 2.5yrs ago my best friends parents gave me the chance to move to southern california. they said i could live with them till i got on my feet. i took the chance. well after 18months i moved out. i found this place that was half a block from the beach. location wise it was the best. i loved it. my roommates on the other hand werent what i thought they were. they appeared to be cool when i met up with them. everything i asked they were cool with. well after living there 2 or 3 weeks it became apparent that they werent very cool.
there was me and 3 other people in the place. ricky, nicole (rickys gf), and i forget the other guys name. we will just call him john.
ricky has a temper. he is also very authoritarian. anyone that challenges his authority is stupid and knows nothing. and he thinks he knows all about computers.
nicole isnt too bad but shes bitchy and causes drama between her and ricky. they both would fight all the time. she would accuse ricky of cheating and all this ing drama.
"john" didnt do much but he was still inconsiderate of everyone.
then....i moved out 3 months after living there. after moving out i found something. i was PISSED. i have this shirt. i started this shirt when i started clubbing. it has signatures by a lot of djs. they ing wrote on it! i was SOOO pissed. its unique. if it was just a flyer or something then i wouldnt care, but this is something that i have NEVER seen someone do. you can see where the ******s wrote on it in this pic of the shirt. its an old pic and doesnt show all the sigs i have on it now but yeah. its the orange writing.
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| La5eR |
Soph yr in college, had a roomy that chewed. He would occasionally mistake his spit-can as a can of soda thus resulting in him puking his guts out on my rug that I purchased that year.
Jr yr I had a roomy that reffed hockey durring the weekends and hed come home smellin like the back end of a horse.
Other than that my other roomies were good. THere was one this last semester though that had un-becoming habits of smell and uncleanliness. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| lol i want colonelcrisp to post in this thread hehehehe |
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| RJT |
I had a roommate (who, coincidentally is now my next door neighbor) who used to go out on random nights (like Tuesdays and Wednesdays - days when the rest of us had class the next morning), and just get absolutely annihilated.
This kid was a hockey player, and if any of you know lifetime hockey players, they're a filthy, filthy breed of individual who tend to loads of women in all sorts of unkempt and uncomfortable places (Like the back of a Volkswagen).
So this kid would go out and get piss wasted and return home around 1 in the morning when myself and one of my other roommates would usually be sitting in the living room smokin pot and watching TV. He'd come in, put a pizza in the oven, pack a bowl and sit down and tell us a story.
The story would inevitably come out after myself or my other roommate had said something ridiculous about anal or ass to mouth or something like that, when Nick (hockey guy) would chime in with a story about ing some filthy 30+ (40+) soccer mom "puck slut" in the ass in the alley behind some dive bar in Texas - it was ing great, they were always so graphic.
He'd inevitably finish his story about 2 minutes before his pizza was done, and would declare "Goodnight guys, I'm going to bed," leaving the pizza for us to eat.
It was about as entertaining a phenomenon as I've ever experienced. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| haha.. if it has a hole.. shoot! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
haha.. if it has a hole.. shoot! |
That was definitely this kids M.O.
And we never had any reason to doubt anything this kid told us - he played with a bunch of our friends who pretty much loved telling the stories as much as he did, not too mention, something of things he admitted to doing were ing nasty - and he never tried to hide it, he'd just bust out laughing and say he was drunk.
It was great.... :stongue: |
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