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| Moral Hazard |
| Is anyone here a free mason? If so please PM me, as I have questions regarding membership. |
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| jdat |
I've done free masonry stuff before
feel free to post your questions here or pm me |
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| getfoul |
| Calling Masonius?! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
I've done free masonry stuff before
feel free to post your questions here or pm me |
done stuff? Is that to say you are a mason or you've laid bricks? |
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| kadomony |
masonry...for FREE?
good luck finding someone who's that generous :wtf: |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
done stuff? Is that to say you are a mason or you've laid bricks? |
occasional free mason! |
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| Allied Nations |
| I've laid bricks :D |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
Calling Masonius?! |
I'm so happy you've decided to join my illustrious cult international order. I will PM you with my our international headquarters address where you can send your extortionate small membership fee.
What will you receive?
You're going to get the Limited Edition 22 oz Freemason car wax, it has a mechanized sprayer* which enables you to effortlessly apply the Freemason wax to your car or truck.
"But Mason...I can get car wax at any car parts store.."
Can you head? I didn't know that...it won't be Freemason Carwax though will it which is the whole point so stfu and listen.
If you send me your money NOW I'll include a SECOND 22 oz bottle* AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!! That's a total of 44 Ounces!
So now you're thinking - this sounds too good to be true, right? Check this out...if you order TODAY I'll send you not one but TWO microfiber cleaning gloves that will spread the wax over your car or truck. Talk about, "Wax on, Wax off!". You just laughed pretty hard at that didn't you? Well so does everyone - so what would you think if I told you I'll ALSO include a t-shirt with a PICTURE of some white tool wearing a microfiber cleaning glove with the caption, "Wax On - Wax Off"??!?!!!
Welcome........to the FREEMAAASOOOONNSSSSSSSS
Batteries not included |
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| Scottaculous |
| Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes? |
Not sure, that's why I'm looking for some. |
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