| Aristronica |
I don't have all that flashy flash ... nor time to do it so -
how it all started
The qualifiers.
1. kid nyce
2. Moral Hazard
3. Marc Summers
4. jupiterone
5. igottaknow
6. Slylee
7. VsTjunkie
8. jdat
9. Nrg2Nfinit
10. bananas
11. getfoul
12. Demoted
13. dj tek
14. Theresa
15. joshua_vitale
16. Nou
winners in bold
The Joisee Bracket:
1. kid nyce vs. 16. Nou
5. igottaknow vs. 12. Demoted
The Gaytard Bracket:
2. Moral Hazard vs. 15. joshua_vitale
6. Slylee vs. 11. getfoul
The Denys is not that creative Bracket:
3. Marc Summers vs. 14. Theresa
7. VsTjunkie vs. 10. bananas
The Last Bracket:
4. jupiterone vs. 13. dj tek
8. jdat vs. 9. Nrg2Nfinit
...I dunno how the we gon' vote. but go ahead and think of something... or just one make me hate you more than the other.
AND we have the first win and upset of the tourney as Moral Hazard gets taken down by joshua_vitale... who hasn't even posted ONCE!
jupiterone makes a timely post and defeats dj tek.
kid nyce gets by for thinking "whenever in doubt throw out some rhymes."
Slylee proves that going back to school in the fall might be a good idea after all, but loses in the process. Cuz how can you hate an illiterate child? srsly.
VsTjunkie gets through for being the only one to put his penis into one of the qualifiers.
Demoted drops himself out of the race by mentioning he bought me a "dead-cheerleader" flavored sno-cone... and how can you not hate IGK?
As I'm forced to decide - Theresa makes it through just because we need at least one girl in the 2nd round (unlike the Whore-off where all of them dominated).
I don't know both of the remaining nuts... but i guess we go with energytoinfinite... because that is way too complicated of a name. |
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