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Is your girlfriend kinky?tr (pg. 5)
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| FallingMoon |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
my ex is pretty horny right now. she wants to cyber, kinda freaking me out. what do i do? |
wtf is cyber :wtf:
dude pick her up or something...e-sex is whack, you're touching yourself to screen text
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
wtf is cyber :wtf:
dude pick her up or something...e-sex is whack, you're touching yourself to screen text
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well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion:p
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2. |
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| Marc Summers |
i haven't seen my gf in a week and a half
she lives a few houses away |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion:p
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2. |
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| jupiterone |
| convos pretty great |
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| FallingMoon |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion:p
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2. |
lol dude
just pick her up...stick it in her p00per & be like "I'm done you can leave now" |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What's she saying? |
anna: we can have fun :)
anna: kewlziez ya
me: are you on drugs?
anna: no?
me: well you're acting like kind of an idiot
anna: wtf did i do?
anna: jesus
me: you started acting like an idiot. then you msg'd me. and then booted me out of ing battlefield while I was flying my ing jet. and i hit the water.
me: wtf were you thinking?
anna: WOW ITS A N GAME.
thats a little bit |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
anna: we can have fun :)
anna: kewlziez ya
me: are you on drugs?
anna: no?
me: well you're acting like kind of an idiot
anna: wtf did i do?
anna: jesus
me: you started acting like an idiot. then you msg'd me. and then booted me out of ing battlefield while I was flying my ing jet. and i hit the water.
me: wtf were you thinking?
anna: WOW ITS A N GAME.
thats a little bit |
DUDE :stongue: :stongue: You win at life. |
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| jupiterone |
anna: IM MORE IMPORTANT IM HORNY.
me: what the is that my problem?
me: and what the makes you think i care?
me: and why are you informing me?
anna: becuz???? do u wanna do something or what?
anna: cm0nnnnn
me: i cant leave no man behind. i cant leave my squad in the streets of karkland. im a medic, don't you ing know anything?
me: i dont really care about you. SoRrz, tayhay.
anna: wtf?
me: OMGZ LYKE WHATDAFACK!!!
anna: .......
me: ok
me: ya bye, commanders calling me to duty.
ok thats it, now i go play bf2 in peace.
J1 out. |
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| kadomony |
epic win.
have some internets. |
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| kadomony |
i wouldve liked to see you play the battlefield angle for longer.
gone off on a drunken vet-style war story or something. |
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