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| jesteraver |
| Honestly some burglars are idiots. Thursday night was staying at the new place I am moving into at the end of the month. I wake up around 6am too go down to the pool to do some laps. I get back upstairs, there is some dude in the hall standing still next to someone elses door wow he smelt so bad, so I thought his gf kicked him out, so I go into the apartment and he sees me go in, no joke 3 mins later, I just hear someone trying to open the door, I actually go open the door and its the ****** from down the hall and his like, oh sorry and walks off. How stupid can you be, you see me walk into the apartment and you try to break in. I honestly should have answered the door with a sledge hammer and a hack-saw and asked wtf he wanted. Best thing I close the door and 10 mins later I go out his gone, but I go downstairs at the main entrance and there is 4-6 bags full of and a note book on the floor. I go out to walk for a bit. Come back and the bags are gone. Best thing now the developer who lives in the building also, its happened to him also, so upgrading the security system for the building. I just wish I could turn the place that I am moving into now into Fort Knox. One thing I forgot, the ****** broke the door handle! |
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| all-nite-freak |
| I once woke up to a guy ringing my doorbell with socks on his hands. When i answered he stuttered and asked me for directions to some street that was nowhere near my house. Cocaine is one hell of a drug. |
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| jesteraver |
| Trust me this guy didn't look like he could afford coke, if he could have bought coke, he for sure spent a load of money on cigarettes, the dude smelt like he smoked two cartons at the same time!! I mean cartons and not the mini packs. |
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| Marcus007 |
probably smoked natives and listened to minimal
*drum roll* |
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| Luke Native |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
I once woke up to a guy ringing my doorbell with socks on his hands. When i answered he stuttered and asked me for directions to some street that was nowhere near my house. Cocaine is one hell of a drug. |
haha yeah jay i know that foo, probably the same guy that was ringing my bell looking for the wrong house, after about 6 times it was starting to get tired, and i was like next time you ring my bell again foo late in the night, imma call the cops on you
so low and behold couple of weeks later, the foo shows up drunk again talking gibberish , so i was like you got the wrong house again foo...see this dude is driving, i look outside and take his liscense plate down...call up the cops tell them to come over saying this cat has been ringing our bell for weeks, everyonce in a while coming here drunk...he was driving gave them a description of the car and his liscense plate...the cop had a nice gleamour in his eye when he heard that hahaha
and ever since then that foo has never showed up again :P
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| Enjoy |
Why did you open the door? lol
*stab stab stab*
No more Jesse. |
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| Marcus007 |
| hahahahahahahha |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enjoy
Why did you open the door? lol
*stab stab stab*
No more Jesse. |
wanted to see wtf the dude wanted
wtv wont happen again anyways ...cant wait for the surveillance cameras muahahah ... now just to have the panic button just lock down the whole building so people like him can't get out |
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| Enjoy |
| Well opening the door to a sketchy stranger is just asking for trouble. |
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| jesteraver |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enjoy
Well opening the door to a sketchy stranger is just asking for trouble. |
I don't do orthodox things lol |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Luke Native
haha yeah jay i know that foo, probably the same guy that was ringing my bell looking for the wrong house, after about 6 times it was starting to get tired, and i was like next time you ring my bell again foo late in the night, imma call the cops on you
so low and behold couple of weeks later, the foo shows up drunk again talking gibberish , so i was like you got the wrong house again foo...see this dude is driving, i look outside and take his liscense plate down...call up the cops tell them to come over saying this cat has been ringing our bell for weeks, everyonce in a while coming here drunk...he was driving gave them a description of the car and his liscense plate...the cop had a nice gleamour in his eye when he heard that hahaha
and ever since then that foo has never showed up again :P
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haha
life was always hard in our hood lmao.
i told him i'd give him fire crotch |
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| Enjoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by jesteraver
I don't orthodox things lol |
huh? |
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