:/ I'm not looking for this stuff. It just happened to be on the front page of Digg. :/
Paris Hilton Gets Her Inevitable Prison Death Threats
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Paris Hilton must be terrified of going to jail right now - not only is being locked in a room for 23 hours a day with a burly monobrowed tattooed violent kidnapper totally not hot, but all the other inmates seem to want to kill Paris Hilton too.
According to reports, the reason why Paris Hilton is furiously windmilling to try and get her 45-day jail sentence pardoned by Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't because she's a flaky waste of skin who has singularly failed to accomplish anything with her life apart from wanking off a bloke on the internet. No, the real reason for Paris Hilton's desire to be pardoned is that she's been flooded with death threats by angry female prisoners. Prisoners who want her shoes. Oh, the humanity.
Paris Hilton getting a 45-day jail sentence for violating her probation has sent a very important message around the world; it doesn't matter how rich you are, how famous you are or how beautiful you wrongfully assume yourself to be - the law is the law and if you break the law you go to prison. But if you do happen to be rich and famous, the inmates at your new jail are probably going to beat the living out of you at every opportunity they get.
That's more or less what Paris Hilton is claiming at the moment anyway. Paris Hilton's fear of jail is so palpable that there is nothing she won't try to get let off the hook. As we speak, several high-powered Hilton lawyers are preparing an appeal against the sentence, MySpace users are signing a 'free Paris Hilton' petition on the basis that Paris inspires too much hope in us all to go to prison and Arnold Schwarzenegger is said to have received a request for an official pardon.
Why all the panic? We'd assumed that Paris Hilton would fit right in when she goes to jail next month, seeing as how she could bond with the other inmates over the fact that none of them have sold any albums either. But that doesn't seem to be the case - in fact, as far as the Daily Dish is reporting, all of Paris Hilton's future co-prisoners have started to send the poor girl death threats:
The hotel heiress started receiving death threats on her MySpace.com page the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. The insider says, "These maniacs have been writing, 'We're going to get you,' and, 'I'm going to kill you.' It's horrifying. One person wrote that she's going to steal Paris' shoes when she gets to jail — and if Paris argues, she'll be beaten to a pulp."
Now, there's nothing funny about death threats, especially when you're due to spend six weeks locked in a tiny room with the very people issuing the death threats, but Paris Hilton should relax a little. The smarter prisoners will have seen the invisible bruise that Paris Hilton gave Lindsay Lohan last year and realised that you just don't go messing with Paris Hilton.
And anyway - if Paris Hilton does get beaten to a pulp by a gang of shoe-hungry female prisoners, at least she'll learn another very important lesson from her time in jail; that not very many people like Paris Hilton.
late for the hearing. plays with the judge
also, the song at the end of this video is a very beautiful song in its entirety. I used to have it a long time ago, and i've since lost it. could someone ID it?
stren
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Originally posted by Fundamental
Sign this one. Much better.
Originally posted by stren
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
He said poor :rolleyes:
igottaknow
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Originally posted by Mmanu
He said poor :rolleyes:
:stongue:
Orpheus Is Dead
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Originally posted by tiesto14
i meant the geeks dissing her are jealous.
+1
RichardRoma
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I found it funny that she ONLY gets 45 days esp. with DUI charges.
It was a first time offense and it was a wet &reckless which basically means she was at .08 and dropping. Its sory of a "minor" Dui...you dont have to take as many alcohol education classes. There is only a small amount of jailtime (a few hours) when u get caught. Its really not that bad penalty wise...a few months of AA meetings and alcohol education classes and you get your license back. Which baffles me...why didnt she complete these by now? You just go once a week for 2-3 hours and watch videos or discuss crap with your group for 3 months.
The problem of course is that she got caught TWICE driving under a suspended license. They impound you vehicle and tack on points....your suspension is usually prolonged.
As for the jail time...lol those jails are so overcrowded she will serve half of the time even that. 20 days goes by really fast.
What I don't get is she has $50 million plus. Why not buy a nice limo and get a full time driver> That looks some much cooler when going out to clubs and they offer privacy with the tinted windows. I guess she may want to show off her Ferrari or Bentley, but come on this is Malibu/BH...you see these cars all the time...nothing special
Orpheus Is Dead
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Originally posted by RichardRoma
What I don't get is she has $50 million plus. Why not buy a nice limo and get a full time driver> That looks some much cooler when going out to clubs and they offer privacy with the tinted windows. I guess she may want to show off her Ferrari or Bentley, but come on this is Malibu/BH...you see these cars all the time...nothing special
Yeah that is pretty odd. I mean when driving around normally take you car, but if your planning on drinking have a driver.
My theory is she pulls this stuff to get headlines in the paper. I mean after all, there is no such thing as bad publicity.
And hey it worked. I mean, we're still talking about her aren't we?
Trance Nutter
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Originally posted by RichardRoma
It was a first time offense
The problem of course is that she got caught TWICE driving under a suspended license.
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So thats...........3 offenses
She's a dumb ho who broke the law. She obviously has no respect for the law cos she deliberately broke it (especially havign signed a declaration saying she understood she wasn't allowed to drive), she deserves to go to jail. None of this "I'm too famous for jail" bull.
Frenchie
Exactly...a person is a person regardless of the level they are in society.
