Texans - This is the way we Roll
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LazFX |
Its the Appreciate Your TA TEXAN DAY!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing and just being together, and then clean up.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes
from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the
crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass's that
left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will desert you in a fight...
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Stand there till we both die...
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let the hating begin ;)
your old texan ta
laz
please forgive us for that one Texan called Bush ;) |
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Lilith |
You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick...
the horror.... the horror.... |
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gwrmarines |
quote: | Originally posted by LazFX
Its the Appreciate Your TA TEXAN DAY!! YAAAAYY
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss then bukkake.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad cause they dont like to have sex unless they are family.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you when raping you in the ass.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking about pedo bear,
laughing and just being gay and then clean up the cum on the couch.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book on tantra.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the
crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Would rape you, then leave you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "You gonna get raped!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Life partners.
FRIENDS: Will desert you in a fight...
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are too ghey to fight.
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let the butt loving begin ;)
your ghey texan ta
laz
please forgive us for that one Texan called Bush ;) |
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mezzir |
lol i'm not gonna hate on texas, i'm just gonna point out that maybe like 2 of those things have AAAAAAAAANYthing at all to do with texas
other than them you could replace texas with absolutely any state, region, or anything |
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LazFX |
to all above: Yeah I know, its just a slow night at work tonight and I am so wired from Red Bulls (sugar free Dr Lilith, before you start yelling at me) |
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Ripped Bag |
I'm from Texas
LOUD NOISES |
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LazFX |
quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick...
the horror.... the horror.... |
regret just looking at it,,,,,,,
but this will take me mind off of it
GO RAIDERS!!!!!
I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't |
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biznology |
texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever...
Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth!
what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan?
oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted| |
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inconspicuous |
quote: | Originally posted by biznology
texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever...
Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth!
what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan?
oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted| |
/chappelle
yeah, those really have nothing to do with Texas. |
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polkovnik86 |
quote: | Originally posted by LazFX
regret just looking at it,,,,,,,
but this will take me mind off of it
GO RAIDERS!!!!!
I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't |
I like the one in black and with a red T. |
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tubularbills |
meh, i got no real beef w/ texas. , i only live 20 miles east of it |
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