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holding in the gas (pg. 2)
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| yujie__ |
| Let it out when u pretend to go outside and take a puff/leak |
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| kadomony |
| i dunno but ive been having some really nasty night gas these past 2 days |
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| CrazedOut |
| Ugh... sounds like me back in high school in math class... all those formulas & equations would make my stomach churn :clown: |
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| MOSCHINO |
| quote: | Originally posted by washout
so my new job is an office job and .
i find myself holding in my farts all the time.
makes me wonder how often at my last job i just let them go.
then my thoughts get deeper.
does the fact i cant fart now make my body want to fart more.
with that said, did i fart allot at my last job ??
will holding in my farts have long term consequences ??
what is the meaning of farts ??
i ponder in uncertainty. |
Have you ever heard about Spontaneous Combustion ? |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
You know nothing about farting.
Never be the one to blame it on someone else even if it WASN'T you. The one who blames someone else is automatically blamed themselves. |
Quoted for truth... and because it made me lol.
Ever heard the saying "whoever smelt it dealt it"? Or "whoever points the blame, takes the *stinky* fame" OR "whoever points the blame, takes the shame".
I always pretend I can't smell anything for a while.
"Do you smell that?"
"Smell what?"
"That stinky smell... someone farted!"
"Hmm, no I can't seem to smell it... :conf: "
*2 minutes later*
"OHHH NOW I SMELL IT!!"
No one is the wiser. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
P.S. Learn how to silent fart. It's all in the art of slow release, and sitting strategically so that your ass cheeks are seperated. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
the art of slow release |
is that the second volume of Sun Tzu's art of war? :p |
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| mid0l |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
is that the second volume of Sun Tzu's art of war? :p |
WOW YOUR SMART THATS SUCH A WITTY COMMENT IF YOU DIDNT LIKE SHEMALES AND DIDNT MAKE ACID MUSIC YOUD BE JUST LIKE ARBITER HERE!@ |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by mid0l
WOW YOUR SMART THATS SUCH A WITTY COMMENT IF YOU DIDNT LIKE SHEMALES AND DIDNT MAKE ACID MUSIC YOUD BE JUST LIKE ARBITER HERE!@ |
I've been wondering who's alt you were...
Care to shed some light on the matter? |
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| mid0l |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I've been wondering who's alt you were...
Care to shed some light on the matter? |
Here's a hint...
The name of my original account rhymes with periplast. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by mid0l
Here's a hint...
The name of my original account rhymes with periplast. |
Gee, lemme think...
Why do you keep coming back though? I mean, generally, you're a complete arsehole. Hacking people's photobucket accounts and posting their naked pics is pretty lame. What do you really get out of that? Power? Or...what? |
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| KilldaDJ |
| the silent, warm ones are the worst. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
What do you really get out of that? Power? Or...what? |
lulz perhaps. |
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