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So what do you do if your ex-of 1 week... (pg. 2)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
tell her you have aids:gsmile:
that will give her a bad day, and your friend will probably break up with her. Then later on that day with a beer, tell ur friend you were joking. If he attacks you, tell him "no no.. i do have aids". If he doesnt then call him a bitch and break the beer on his head. |
Lol :wtf: |
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| all-nite-freak |
If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire.
A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life.
Call me:gsmile: |
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| L.E.N. |
| Is his ex worth boning? |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire.
A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life.
Call me:gsmile: |
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap? |
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| igottaknow |
| tell her parents he's italian |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
tell her parents he's italian |
:haha:
or a black muslim |
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| MOSCHINO |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
Starts dating one of your best friends?
a. dropkick her in the throat
b. have sex with her mother
c. dropkick them both in the throat
d. hope he gets her preggo and she has a baby
e. (fill-in the blank)
Usually I like to live by bros before hoes, only when it comes to close friends. Lately my "friend" has been quite the dick-head, blowing off plans and giving this diseased maggot all the attention. Which leads to him talking a load of and lies about me behind my back, that leads to knowing hes a two-faced twat.
I know you all have some evil things you've done. |
1. Have sex with her best friend.
2. Spread a rumor that she has a venereal disease.
3. Have sex with her mother (take pictures)
4. Become friends with her friends.
or forget it and move on... happens, bro! |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by MOSCHINO
1. Have sex with her best friend.
2. Tell everyone that she has a venereal disease.
3. (take pictures) |
i liek u |
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| Fledz |
One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex?
That's so wrong dude.... |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex?
That's so wrong dude.... |
'ing low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY." |
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| RJT |
Dropkicks in the throat, all around.  |
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| MOSCHINO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
'ing low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY." |
...or you can always her mom as an alternative. |
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