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My Saturday story that includes a floating hotdog stand
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| Slylee |
So my best friend got a pretty sick wave runner and he took me out on it Saturday. I was all hung over from Friday night and ALMOST flaked out on him, but I made myself get up anyway, and boy am I glad I did. It turned out to be one of the coolest days I’ve had in a really long time.
So he picks me up around noon and we smoke a fatty on the way to the place where we put the thing in the ocean. Got a couple of coronas and turkey subs to go at the cafe there and then we packed them in the wave runner “glove box” along with our bag of weed. Went boppin around Miami’s intercoastal waterways and saw some of the most ridiculous boats/yachts/mansions ever. Got in and around Fisher Island and Bal Harbour. I mean seriously, what the do these people do? lol We were hating big time. We kept pulling up to little islands to stop and roll a joint and smoke it and then go riding around again. I was so blitzed and the day was kinda crappy but it was still so much fun and there were still a ton of boaters and jet skiiers out.
We found this barge/sand bar where a bunch of boats and other jet skiers had pulled up and there was a floating hot dog stand where u can get beer n stuff too and one of the boats had a sound system on it and there was some awesome house music blasting and all these ppl were ed up dancing around on the boat. U could hear the music throughout the whole barge area and all the other boaters around were bobbin their heads to it and dancing. NN tss NN Tss NNtss...:crazy: It’s was so cool. I wished I had a roll to pop and join the fun.
Then after we chilled in that spot for a bit, we got a little crazier because I started feeling more comfortable riding on that thing and we were doing doughnuts and splashing around and jumping huge waves from the wake behind the yachts, including like a friggin 3 million dollar cigarette boat that was out in the water and hauling ass. OMG, those things are ridiculous. A couple of other guys on their wave runners were doing the same thing along with us. It was ing great.
It was just so much fun. Then we pulled up to this island where no one was, smoked another J, and ate our subs and then headed back.
Just wanted to share my story. It was a great day. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by d-miurge
cor version? |
if u don't have the mental stamina to read a story that probably takes about 3 minutes, then i'd say you're pretty much a ing retard. |
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| jupiterone |
| I feel some hostility :nervous: |
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| Slylee |
| no it's just not really funny any more to be like, "cor version please" :toothless |
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| lücid |
| what kind of jet ski was it? |
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| StanVoid |
| so in the end you just ate the subs and bounced? What about letting a man hit it? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no it's just not really funny any more to be like, "cor version please" :toothless |
the sad thing is I actually instantly look to the bottom of these posts for a 1 line CORe version :\ |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
if u don't have the mental stamina to read a story that probably takes about 3 minutes, then i'd say you're pretty much a ing retard. |
:stongue: :stongue:
Sounds like fun! Especially that floating hot dog cart, I could do some damage with one of those. |
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| Slylee |
ok well if my story was another typical slylee emo thread, then i would understand requesting a cor version lol, but this story was cool and there's no need for one:o
and i didn't "let him hit it" because he's my best friend since we were 9 and it's complicated, but it's just not like that. |
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| Orbax |
| that story made me hungry |
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