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Sex in August
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| English Rachel |
So I would just like to point out to all of you millions of TAs with birthdays around now that your parents all got frisky in August....
I know you don't want to think about your parents getting it on but hey, I couldn't let the observation pass.
Someone should look at birth stats - is there a definite pattern or are births evenly spread over the year?
Hmmm I wonder..... |
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| Jeff Button |
| My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction. |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jeff Button
My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction. |
There's nothing more distracting than a pregnant woman, unless you lock her up in a soundproof basement. Are you suggesting NFL-fans do that to their wives too?
P.S. Rachel, http://www.springerlink.com/content/l81n4g7u0x77t7r4/
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This paper presents evidence that there are substantial differences in the seasonal birth patterns of Canada and the northern United States. The seasonal birth pattern in Canada is characterized by a birth peak in April–May, and a trough in December–January. The birth pattern in the northern U.S. is characterized by a trough in April–May, and a peak in August–September. The influence of climate on the birth patterns is explored in an attempt to explain the discrepancies. In both Canada and the United States, there is an inverse relationship between temperature and conceptions during the summer months. The study concludes that variation in temperature alone cannot explain the discrepancy between the birth patterns of southern Canada and the northern United States.
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| English Rachel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jeff Button
My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction. |
Aha GREAT idea!
Thanks Dima...
So, there are patterns but Americans more in the heat and Canadians in the cold? hmmmm |
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| patpicos |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
Aha GREAT idea!
Thanks Dima...
So, there are patterns but Americans more in the heat and Canadians in the cold? hmmmm |
meh, all year long ftw :p |
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| tranceinurpants |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Abstract
This paper presents evidence that there are substantial differences in the seasonal birth patterns of Canada and the northern United States. The seasonal birth pattern in Canada is characterized by a birth peak in April–May, and a trough in December–January. The birth pattern in the northern U.S. is characterized by a trough in April–May, and a peak in August–September. The influence of climate on the birth patterns is explored in an attempt to explain the discrepancies. In both Canada and the United States, there is an inverse relationship between temperature and conceptions during the summer months. The study concludes that variation in temperature alone cannot explain the discrepancy between the birth patterns of southern Canada and the northern United States.
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So it is us who are doing the nasty during the winter. |
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| Import |
| Hmm i could swear i read somewhere that holidays like christmas and valentines day also result in a spike in births 9 months on |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceinurpants
So it is us who are doing the nasty during the winter. |
What else is there to do when it is -40 outside?
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| Cro_Addict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
What else is there to do when it is -40 outside?
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go to the annual polar bear hunt. |
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| Abercrombie |
My folks had to do something to stay warm.
/Virgo |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Import
Hmm i could swear i read somewhere that holidays like christmas and valentines day also result in a spike in births 9 months on |
listen G friend, where are your stats to back up these claims! bc u swearing isnt enuff for me, unless its at Superstar for listening to break music instead of proper 4x4 trance or techno (or, ok, yes, even house).
P.S. So all you G boys are coming down to wemf again this year eh? but superstars not... hmmmm.... interesting.
we'll hafta chill this time since the rest of us now know that all you guys arent just made up and alex was telling the truth that he had these other friends :p
lol
gonna rock 3 DAY this year with the G Crew!!
(Ok, you can have your thread back Rach! xoxox ... i like bunnies!) |
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| Import |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
P.S. So all you G boys are coming down to wemf again this year eh? but superstars not... hmmmm.... interesting.
we'll hafta chill this time since the rest of us now know that all you guys arent just made up and alex was telling the truth that he had these other friends :p
lol
gonna rock 3 DAY this year with the G Crew!!
(Ok, you can have your thread back Rach! xoxox ... i like bunnies!) |
I'll try find some stats later to back me up :P
Just got my ticket during lunch, so yes were gonna have a massive site, id recommend you camp by us :P. I stopped by your site last year for a few hours actually, but you werent around and i didnt have a clue who you were!:toothless
And seriously though, still mad hes not coming! I should be swearing at him...
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