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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
when its the world cup of soccer...im a wop
when its time to act like a psychotic drunk with a speech impediment: top of the morning to you fine sir.
*beats girlfriend with the passion of conor larkin and hits children in the mouth with the extended printing of trinity* |
See I'm half English and half Irish. When I'm drunk I get a bit crazy but in no way do I get a speech impediment, It's people misinterpeting British slang. Just like I don't understand the majority of middle class white kids on this forum who seem to use black slang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBH80jm-rc
Here is Mr Kingsley demonstrating the proper way to speak the Queens English. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
See I'm half English and half Irish. When I'm drunk I get a bit crazy but in no way do I get a speech impediment, It's people misinterpeting British slang. Just like I don't understand the majority of middle class white kids on this forum who seem to use black slang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBH80jm-rc
Here is Mr Kingsley demonstrating the proper way to speak the Queens English. |
i'll punch the ing queen in the snatch and make her suck my blarney stones...sellout. You must perpetuate the slurry impediment to hide the tiny irish penis factor...god bless italia in that dept:p |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i'll punch the ing queen in the snatch and make her suck my blarney stones...sellout. You must perpetuate the slurry impediment to hide the tiny irish penis factor...god bless italia in that dept:p |
McBollocks say that to your little wops birds they like a bit of Irish white pudding and green eyes. None of that hairy fat pizza gut and cheesy greasy chat up lines. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| im not the one with the potato in my knickers |
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| tyos |
| Hehe! Good to hear some proper English. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
im not the one with the potato in my knickers |
Nah you got a leg of prosciutto rammed up your ing arse. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| i understand you pain half irish half italian means i have a big dick but balls the size of peanut m&m's.....damn genetics:( |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i understand you pain half irish half italian means i have a big dick but balls the size of peanut m&m's.....damn genetics:( |
Then why are Italian girls so easy? |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Then why are Italian girls so easy? |
because their brothers are faster? |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
because their brothers are faster? |
Yes I heard Italians love to crawl over their own mother to their sister. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| did you know relative humidity is actually the little puddle of sweat in the back dimple an italian woman gets when her brothers and dad go doggy with her? its okay for me to say this stuff because black people can use the n word and lindsey lohan does sex scenes. |
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| david.michael |
Oooh, oooh, I wanna play.
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