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How to maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
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| Acuariano1951 |
How to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch-time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation or capitalizing
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the bank machine scream, "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity - e-mail this to someone to make them smile.
It's called "THERAPY"
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acuariano1951
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
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I'm going to try these |
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| Acuariano1951 |
I kike this two...! :D
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
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| d-miurge |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acuariano1951
17. When the money comes out the bank machine scream, "I won! I won!"
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I prefer to scream 'JACKPOT'. :p |
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| all-nite-freak |
i just usually smear my all over my face and scream charlies at ten oclock to show em i mean bizness.
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| mezzir |
aw man
every time i'm going to play pool i end up getting quarters for a dollar at the change machine
and last time i was there, some like 6 year old girl was standing near me and i yelled 'i won!!!!!!' and started jumping up and down and she started to FREAK out
omg lol she ran over to parents asking if she could play :haha: |
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| Marc Summers |
| This is just a lame way to keep some tool in a cubicle from shooting up an office because he isn't going anywhere in life. |
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| plastikE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
This is just a lame way to keep some tool in a cubicle from shooting up an office because he isn't going anywhere in life. |
LOL just a bit bitter are we? Perhaps the thread touched on a sore subject for ya lol... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
1. Walk up to Muslim & wipe your dirty hands on the towel wraped around their head
2. Go shopping & fill your trolly up with tissues (totally full). When you get check out say: "Where are the porno magazines??"
3. Rinse out a plastic Ketchup bottle & then fill it up with water. Take it to work & drink from your neat squeeze top water bottle.
4. Stick a sock in the back of your pant for the day.
5. Sign up to TA under an alias & post 'I love Tiesto' threads. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by plastikE
LOL just a bit bitter are we? Perhaps the thread touched on a sore subject for ya lol... |
No...? I am making fun of it. I have a flexible job, I do what I want. |
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| chach |
tony danza keeps me sane.
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