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one liners (pg. 3)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Hi, can i touch your boob to impress my friends?
Howdy, im from out of town, I hear that your city gurls have never tried a threesome with a goat?
Cop a load of this: *pull out some money*
Excuse me miss, but you are the most beautiful female I have ever seen! I just wanted to introduce myself & get a closer look before I go off to the toilet & have a wank! |
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| d_bag |
| "Woah... hey... I'm like, so drunk" *collapse* |
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| Dervish |
"I'd drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from."
(who can guess what film this is from, not a 'direct' quote but close) |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| " me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis!?!" :eyespop: |
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| Frenchie |
| Horatio- king of one liners. |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| i'm usually quiet but if i say something, i say something depending on the atmosphere and conditions (if i feel the people are kind and conversation worthy) |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
" me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis!?!" :eyespop: |
Haha, I was going to post that one! |
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| dark_Omens |
*Hand her a sugar packet*
Excuse me, I think you dropped your nametag. |
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| tctitan |
| "can i buy u drink or should i just give u the money now?" |
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| medinaM5 |
| call me butter cuz i'm on a roll |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Excuse me miss, but you seen entoxicated & over the alcoholic limit. Can you please blow into my breathalyzer... *zip* |
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