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Leaving for Bucaramanga, Colombia tomorrow.. (pg. 2)
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| Zild |
| Be safe, and be with God my friend. |
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| Ph03n1x |
That's great to hear! Congrats on the gig!
Godspeed! |
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| djjonas |
| Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there. |
your mom travels? |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
your mom travels? |
Dirk, at least she is charging. I get to donkey punch your mom for free. |
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| Ph03n1x |
| quote: | | Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there. |
Bring me back one. I didn't get a chance the last time I was there. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
Dirk, at least she is charging. I get to donkey punch your mom for free. |
only you. and its because i think you're cool. otherwise it would still be the flat rate of 20 pesos. |
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| Zeonfiend |
1. Do not get killed.
2. Do not get kidnapped.
3. Do not get raped.
4. Take no prisoners.
5. Show no mercy.
6. Watch your back.
7. Destroy the floor.
Task and purpose given; execute.:tongue2 |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeonfiend
1. Do not get killed.
2. Do not get kidnapped.
3. Do not get raped.
4. Take no prisoners.
5. Show no mercy.
6. Watch your back.
7. Destroy the floor.
Task and purpose given; execute.:tongue2 |
Are will talking about Colombia or Iraq?:tongue3 |
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| Zeonfiend |
Iraq's are less distinctive, automatically excises #7, and adds to them the Four "Thou Shalt Nots":
1. Thou shalt not drink.
2. Thou shalt not screw.
3. Thou shalt not shoot at the enemy.
4. Thou shalt not blog. |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Iraq's are less distinctive, automatically excises #7, and adds to them the Four "Thou Shalt Nots":
1. Thou shalt not drink.
2. Thou shalt not screw.
3. Thou shalt not shoot at the enemy.
4. Thou shalt not blog. |
I would last about a day with those f'ing rules. That's all I like to do. |
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| Zeonfiend |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
I would last about a day with those f'ing rules. That's all I like to do. |
And now you know why we're disgruntled about this whole thing; it's not the place or the job, it's the happy horse they've piled onto us to make life as difficult as possible. From our POV, everyone in the States who's busy whining doesn't have a clue as to what misery truly is.
By the by, once this tour is up, I'll have spent three years of my life under these conditions. Suffice it to say I'll be a long time in regrowing that "Give-A-" that's been worn off me.:wtf: |
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