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| all-nite-freak |
| i feel bad for me too italian is almost as bad as polish |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
if you speak like that in montreal we make you walk around wearing a gold star |
hahahahah i spit my beer man |
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| polak58 |
| are u one of those italians that claims he's italian because his great grandfather's roommates friend, knew a guy who once met an italian or do u speak it and . cuz if u claim a nationality and dont speak the language thats sad |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by polak58
are u one of those italians that claims he's italian because his great grandfather's roommates friend, knew a guy who once met an italian or do u speak it and . cuz if u claim a nationality and dont speak the language thats sad |
He has a Gino passport. There's a picture of Mario & Luigi on the front, I've seen it. |
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| all-nite-freak |
no i am italian because i dont mix with water like oil.
italian is a real language though, polish just sounds like you are talking with your mouth full and thats rude even for a pollack.
I have nothing against you man...i just got this stupid polish gilr pregnant once...she said the birth control pills didnt work cuz they kept falling out.:whip:
shh alex the passport is secret and only used when i pretend to pick up drunk chicks by acting like the baron of provalone. |
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| polak58 |
| man ud be funnier if u cud spell dude, its not pollack its polak. u know its hard watching a guy pouring his heart out to be a smart ass but wen he cant spell the nationality of whom hes insulting. then he's either italian like u said or just retarded. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| dont make me start with the polish jokes |
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| polak58 |
| speak some italian for me buddy. |
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| all-nite-freak |
A Polish man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Pole, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."
catso
Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy?
There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. |
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| polak58 |
| ooooo the guy says dick in italian and hes fluent |
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| polak58 |
| btw the biggest and best mall in europe is actually in poland, its called arkadia in warsaw. |
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| all-nite-freak |
There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me."
He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request.
The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "This is a hardware store!" |
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