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Using the COR as a diary. (pg. 4)
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| getfoul |
Dear Journal,
I hope I didn't miss Enferno posting nudes of his ex. If he didn't, the diary thread would be a perfect place. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it...
It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the ing x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it. :rolleyes: |
lol I walked through the airport in spain last year carrying a bottle of lucozade sport in my hand. they just smiled & sent me through.
Dear diary
close my window. I know I opened it cos it's sunny outside but it's still a tad nippy and I can't be arsed to move the 5ft to do so. Oh and I hear you're cheating on me with my green pen. Well I have news for you, the pen is nearly out of ink. you. |
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| ZeJayMan |
Dear Diary.
I Got laid last night, the chick asked me to put on Papua New Guinea by the FS of L and it was then I knew i was going to ramrod the bitch. I'm back off to bed now. Tallyho! |
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| all-nite-freak |
dear cor
my biggest fantasy is to taint punch a pregnant midget while singing along to the bouncing white ball. This is happening next week.
ps i'm gonna listen to your mix now zeejay, but review after taint punch because its probably better that way. |
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| idoru |
Dear Diary,
Thank you so much for giving me this take-home test. A couple of keywords from each question into Google or Wikipedia and my answer is found. God, I'm a lazy .
- Jake |
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| biznology |
dear diary,
the birds outside need, likely, to be raped and killed. the chirping sucks. i have managed my beers yet my significant other will likely still be mad. curse the closing shift.
i have control the of rent check so my responsibility will perhaps engender some favor.
peace across the world to those not having their business' close 3 hours early. such is love|
(listen to The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds it rocks at this hour) |
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| all-nite-freak |
dear cor
can't sleep
cant stop thinking about punching midget taint |
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| getfoul |
Deer Dear dare:
Today I realized just how much I want to donkey punch the ugly girl in the class. I just want to know if I can get away with the donkey punch without being inside her. I don't want her diseases. |
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| igottaknow |
Dear Diary,
don't you think a lock would be fitting of a Diary thread?
- igk |
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| enferno |
Dear Juvenile Butthole,
how long since your last punishment from igk? |
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| nchs09 |
dear dear diary...
this is not a diary! |
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| Yan |
This place is so weird. @_@
Both TA and Japan, that is. |
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