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Badass things that I have done throughout my life (pg. 9)
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| Silky Johnson |
LOL, I still laugh with devilish glee at the thought of committing petty mischief.
I was that kid that spit on people from the chair lift and yelled like, "YOUR SKIS ARE TURNING!!", or "NICE DICK!" Lolololol...except that sucked because my parents were instructors so I always got caught. :/ |
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| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
We used to play Nikki Nikki 9 doors on the people who lived RIGHT behind us. Like every day, lol. We had the balls to ring their bell and hide in the bushes right in front of their house...and one time they finally caught my friend. I'll never forget it because the husband came out and said that his wife was really sick and we were disturbing her. Then he said, "You little fart! If you ring that bell one more time I'll break your damn neck!!"
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my freind and I used to do that to a disabled guy that lived around the corner from him. I was in a wheelchair and it would take him forever to get to the door. we'd ring it a bunch of times.. hide in some bushes.. he's finally get there like 1 minute later.. look around and then close the door. we'd wait a minute for him to get back to where he was inside.. then do it all over again. :whip: |
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| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
We used to play Nikki Nikki 9 doors on the people who lived RIGHT behind us. Like every day, lol. We had the balls to ring their bell and hide in the bushes right in front of their house...and one time they finally caught my friend. I'll never forget it because the husband came out and said that his wife was really sick and we were disturbing her. Then he said, "You little fart! If you ring that bell one more time I'll break your damn neck!!"
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my freind and I used to do that to a disabled guy that lived around the corner from him. I was in a wheelchair and it would take him forever to get to the door. we'd ring it a bunch of times.. hide in some bushes.. he's finally get there like 1 minute later.. look around and then close the door. we'd wait a minute for him to get back to where he was inside.. then do it all over again. :whip: |
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| activate |
oh.. the piss story reminded me of another one.
fill up a jar with urine.
lean against door (since they all open inwards)
Ring door bell and run.
person opens door, jar falls over spilling urine into their home! |
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| Silky Johnson |
^^^
My mom's bf spanked me once, so I pissed in his aftershave bottle. er.
| quote: | Originally posted by activate
my freind and I used to do that to a disabled guy that lived around the corner from him. I was in a wheelchair and it would take him forever to get to the door. we'd ring it a bunch of times.. hide in some bushes.. he's finally get there like 1 minute later.. look around and then close the door. we'd wait a minute for him to get back to where he was inside.. then do it all over again. :whip: |
LOL yes!! Ahahahahaha! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| we use to chill by smythe park and steal the golf balls from golfers the whole day and then try to resell them back to the golfers the next day. our marketing strategy? we used to dress my friend ryan up and make him act like a mentally handicapp kid and say the money is going towards our little brother jimmy's operation, that would que ryan to come in drooling and being retarded. wouldve worked too if we didnt always laugh our assess off when he come out of the bushes drooling like that |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Speaking of revenge, my sister really pissed me off about something one time, so I lined her pillow case with thumb tacks. The slap across the face I received from my father was totally worth it. |
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| Endgame |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
we use to chill by smythe park and steal the golf balls from golfers the whole day and then try to resell them back to the golfers the next day. our marketing strategy? we used to dress my friend ryan up and make him act like a mentally handicapp kid and say the money is going towards our little brother jimmy's operation, that would que ryan to come in drooling and being retarded. wouldve worked too if we didnt always laugh our assess off when he come out of the bushes drooling like that |
Hahah we used to do that too. Hide in the trees a few dozen yards from the green and as soon as all the players shot their balls we would run onto the fairway and steal them.
It started to get more competative between the boys that were doing the snatching and we would get into wrestling matches on the green. The wraslin took so long that the golfers/rangers had enough time to boot down the course and start chasing us, so ran around the course throwing stolen golf balls back at the chasing carts to get them off our tail...lol
Our bikes were always nearby so we could take off down the sidewalk...hahah I'd be so pissed if some ****** did that to me if I was golfing nowadays |
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Not if the pages were stuck together |
Har Har. |
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| activate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
I went to a Catholic school.
So, in this class I took, World Religions,we had to research a religion of our choice and do a presentation about it. Well, I did just that, and made a traditional dessert/cake that they make for some holiday.
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This guy i used to be freinds with took that class.. his big project was a puppet show that consisted of a hitler puppet sicking german sheppard puppets on a jew puppet.
that didn't go over too well. some girls in the class started crying. obviously he was suspended.
He's little brother went out on halloween as hitler in 1999. That also didnt' go over too well
the weird thing is that they were jews!! |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
this reminded me, me and a couple of friends back in russia used to do simimlar pranks also. We pissed in condoms then wraped the opening of the condom into a huge firecracker. We'd light the firecracker wait 5 seconds and ring a door bell, someone opens the door, the firecracker blows up, piss goes flying in all directions. While we were running away all i heard was BOOOM!!! " YOU MOTHER******S!!!" |
And that reminded me...this is probably the thing that changed me the most, after seeing the resulting reaction. I'm not sure if I was in high school, or just a few years after but not more.
A friend and I were driving down a residential street, and I had a couple smoke bombs. A mother and her 2 year old son were in front of their house, so we slowed down a bit. I lit a smoke bomb and tossed it into the front yard. The toddler ran after it, and the mother, obviously thinking it was something very dangerous, let out the most terrifying shriek I had ever heard. I saw her reaction as she tried to save her son from what she thought was something explosive. I can picture it like it was yesterday, and I still feel bad for striking the fear into her that I did. |
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| geroin |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalMP
And that reminded me...this is probably the thing that changed me the most, after seeing the resulting reaction. I'm not sure if I was in high school, or just a few years after but not more.
A friend and I were driving down a residential street, and I had a couple smoke bombs. A mother and her 2 year old son were in front of their house, so we slowed down a bit. I lit a smoke bomb and tossed it into the front yard. The toddler ran after it, and the mother, obviously thinking it was something very dangerous, let out the most terrifying shriek I had ever heard. I saw her reaction as she tried to save her son from what she thought was something explosive. I can picture it like it was yesterday, and I still feel bad for striking the fear into her that I did. |
when you're a kid you think you can get away with anything, i obviously would never do something like this now.. |
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