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Im selling up & moving to the city.
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Yup, i just been offered a job in the big smoke.
Im selling my farm, doing an auction of my goats, giving my helicopter to my good friend Mr Fiddles & moving to the city!!
This is exciting. Anyone else done a big move like this before? The oppotunity came at a cross roads in my life, ive been living in the desert now for 10 years and have been contemplating change for a long time. Honestly, there is not much money to be made in goats, so if I can give any budding young goat farmer out there advice: Do not invest in the stupid smelly creatures, they do not make profit. I am actually really glad I dont have to clip maggots off their daggy behinds anymore.
The job oppotunity I have been given is too good to be true. I should have a website up soon, I'll post it up. Some city folks are investing in my wood carving skills & they apparently want them to be a new age global fashion! |
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| enferno |
mr. fiddles, i had dibs on that !
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Sorry Enferno, me & Fiddle grew up together. We are blood borthers. Anyhow, he gave me his car to drive to the city in exchange. i'll take a picture of the car & post it up. it's exciting because Im not a ground vehicle human, I only ride bikes. |
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| enferno |
| i'm hurt man. my emotions just swelled up so much my anus burst. now i'm bleeding ass-juice all over |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices! |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices! |
i'll give you 12 55 gallon barrels full of ass-juice if you get your helicopter back . . plus i'll throw in this:
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| Sushipunk |
LMAO at you two :wtf:
What city are you moving to Xeno? |
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
LMAO at you two :wtf:
What city are you moving to Xeno? |
he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|:( |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|:( |
According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney :o
The neighboring cities would have been notified immediately. |
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney :o |
off the grid, goats registered| |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
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German engineered and in two-tone!  |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|:( |
Sydeny is for cockroaches & deadly funal web spiders. It aint no place for Xeno
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
LMAO at you two :wtf:
What city are you moving to Xeno? |
Ceduna! they tell me it is near the coast & there is lots of houses there. Im guessing there will be at least 10 thousand people there! :wtf:
They call the city "beautiful paradise haven city by the coast". Sounds good to me. Im packen my bags. |
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