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C*nts at Work. (pg. 2)
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| Ygrene |
Just start calling him 'Champ' every time you have to address him. Nothing will piss someone off faster than being called 'Champ'.
And just agree with everything he says, like so:
"You sure nailed that one right on the head, Champ!"
"Absolutely the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say, Champ!"
"Champ, how you are not the Senior Vice Champ in charge of Champness, I'll never know, because THAT was brilliant!...........CHAMP!" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
I'm getting so much stick from this one guy at work. Seriously beginning to me off!
This guy is 23 and lies through his teeth at every chance he gets. You name it, he claims to know everything about it. He has apparently gone to college, then university, then done masters and spent a year in the army and a 18months working full time and he's 23! Its impossible.
To give an example he claims he done a course for £300 that let him fly a jet solo around Britain...ya rly...i called Bull on that straight away as i do flying lessons. Told him and he got all aggressive.
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oh my god, i totally used to work with a little punk ass just like that. he walked around telling everyone he was premed and prelaw at UM, yet he was only at school like 2 days a week, and i guaruntee he was never there. he was a typical little spoiled kid with mom and dad's money and drove around this corvet lying through his ing teeth to everyone. he was "the file clerk" and NOTHING was ever put away in the files.
not only that, but he had this stupid, needy jappy (jewish american princess) girlfriend whom he would argue with every ing day on the phone. it amazed me that she would listen to his line of and put up with it. i think he cheated on her left and right and she was always insecure and demanding to know where he was, and by the end of the arguement, he'd have HER apologizing to him...that's how manipulative he was with her.
it seriously made me sick and he is a major part of the reason why i left that firm. he was ing useless and they wouldn't get rid of him for whatever reason, but yea...i never believed a word out of his mouth. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Just start calling him 'Champ' every time you have to address him. Nothing will piss someone off faster than being called 'Champ'.
And just agree with everything he says, like so:
"You sure nailed that one right on the head, Champ!"
"Absolutely the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say, Champ!"
"Champ, how you are not the Senior Vice Champ in charge of Champness, I'll never know, because THAT was brilliant!...........CHAMP!" |
LOL! Definitely do this. |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh my god, i totally used to work with a little punk ass just like that. he walked around telling everyone he was premed and prelaw at UM, yet he was only at school like 2 days a week, and i guaruntee he was never there. he was a typical little spoiled kid with mom and dad's money and drove around this corvet lying through his ing teeth to everyone. he was "the file clerk" and NOTHING was ever put away in the files.
not only that, but he had this stupid, needy jappy (jewish american princess) girlfriend whom he would argue with every ing day on the phone. it amazed me that she would listen to his line of and put up with it. i think he cheated on her left and right and she was always insecure and demanding to know where he was, and by the end of the arguement, he'd have HER apologizing to him...that's how manipulative he was with her.
it seriously made me sick and he is a major part of the reason why i left that firm. he was ing useless and they wouldn't get rid of him for whatever reason, but yea...i never believed a word out of his mouth. |
lol you just described my brother in law, if you take out the parents money and Corvette.
And +1 on calling him Champ. I'm sure he will end up taking a swing at you in the next two days if you do that. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
And +1 on calling him Champ. I'm sure he will end up taking a swing at you in the next two days if you do that. |
hahaha |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
I'm getting so much stick from this one guy at work. Seriously beginning to me off!
This guy is 23 and lies through his teeth at every chance he gets. You name it, he claims to know everything about it. He has apparently gone to college, then university, then done masters and spent a year in the army and a 18months working full time and he's 23! Its impossible.
To give an example he claims he done a course for £300 that let him fly a jet solo around Britain...ya rly...i called Bull on that straight away as i do flying lessons. Told him and he got all aggressive.
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Aren't you the gimp that would get annoyed to the point where you wanted to 'hit' your girlfriend just because she tried to ring you at an unsociable hour?
I love people in my office that are like you. The moment they start getting irritated at the most pathetic of things, do you know what I do? I try and wind them up even more - I reckon I'd get on well with this guy. |
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| Inertia |
tsuri goshi his ass.
if you punch him, it looks like an attack. this thing hurts, and it looks like you were wrestling and he fell over. him having wrestled in the army, and all, he was going to take your back to apply a choke and kill you, but alas, he slipped.
a good tsuri goshi > most punches, specially on a hard floor.
or, kick him in the side of the knee.
edit: and call him champ again when he's on the floor. |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Aren't you the gimp that would get annoyed to the point where you wanted to 'hit' your girlfriend just because she tried to ring you at an unsociable hour? |
Where did you get that from?
To be fair i knew a soon as i saw you posted i knew you'd take the opposite side.
Well done Champ :p |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Where did you get that from?
To be fair i knew a soon as i saw you posted i knew you'd take the opposite side.
Well done Champ :p |
Pretty sure it was you. You basically started a thread saying that you were easily getting 'stressed out' recently and that you would get wound up over stupid things - For example, your girlfriend had tried to phone you at an unsociable hour and even though your phone was on silent, just the fact that she'd tried to ring at all at such a silly hour angered you.
And for the record, I would ing LOVE it if everyone at work called me champ all day long. |
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| Jackson |
To be honest i really don't remember that...search came up with nothing too.
I know at one point I was getting stressed out easily as it was a side effect of some medication I was on...but all better now :p
Mike...is there a particular reason why you have to take the opposite side of people arguments?...I'm genuinely not having a dig at you here...I just wanna know if you conciously do it on purpose? |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
CORE Version: I had sex with twins, read above for details
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:stongue: :stongue: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| just spread rumors about him. you won't have to hurt him because in all the emotional turmoil of "haha, did ya hear, timmy sucked saddam's dick back in 91 and that was the end of Desert Storm", he'll just kill himself |
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