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~Philosophies of a WaxDog~
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| WaxDog |
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the difficulty of the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest. And be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Don't be sexist; broads hate that!
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Beware of geeks bearing gifts.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you...
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| Nightmonger |
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. |
Very wise :p
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. |
... hehe. :toothless
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. |
Holy true :whip:
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. |
lol :toothless :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade! |
haha funny :toothless :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. |
lmao :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |
Damn true! :whip:
| quote: | Originally posted by WaxDog
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you... |
Whahaha! :toothless |
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| IronDragon |
Quite funny. I can say with confidence that your incohernet ramblings have amused me greatly.
Gracias,
Dave |
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| Dj_Activated |
| haha true, true :D |
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| Fraggle |
hahahah, that's great!!!
and it's actually true :):):)
(well, some of it :D)
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| Gucio |
| Nothing but the truth. Good stuff |
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| TranceMode |
Very nice!
This is something to save! :D |
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