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emc^2 |
This is just f*cked up. I don't know what to say, really out of words on this one:
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No touching allowed at Va. middle school
Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved
Last Updated: 6/18/2007 11:09:54 PM
Hugging is now a punishable offense at one Fairfax County, Virginia, school.
Kids at Kilmer Middle School in suburban Washington D-C are under a zero-tolerance touching policy. They're banned from poking, prodding, hugging -- even high-fiving.
One 13-year-old at the school almost ended up with detention when he put his arm around his girlfriend's shoulder. He was let off with a warning.
But the telling-off was enough to prompt the teen and his parents to write a letter asking the county school board to review the rule.
School officials say that at the overcrowded school, pokes can lead to fights and handshakes can be gang-related.
The principal says school officials are allowed to use their judgment in enforcing the rule. And typically, only repeat offenders are reprimanded.
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source: http://www.wbir.com/news/national/s...&provider=gnews
oh, and officials allowed to use their judgement? WHAT JUDGEMENT? f*cking puritans :whip: hate those prude (unts! :mad: :whip:
What's next? Burqas? |
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Sunsnail |
Banning handshakes will not curb gang activity :stongue: |
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Sushipunk |
Damn, that's pretty ed up... |
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emc^2 |
quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Banning handshakes will not curb gang activity :stongue: |
I can imagine it now:
Gang Leader to his underlings:
"My fellow adolescent gangstaz. Today da man has prohibited all kinds of contact. This is a lethal and final blow to our operation. We could strike back but our hands are tied. We must disband and return to our pre-gang activities. This is the end."
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getfoul |
They should ban clocks too, those are gang related.
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Ripped Bag |
Always go to private schools, if you can't afford it.. LOL |
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Lilith |
Least you're still allowed guns over there to keep you safe from colonial tyrants!!!
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Frenchie |
quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
Always go to private schools, if you can't afford it.. LOL |
Private schools are worse than public schools. |
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Sunsnail |
quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Least you're still allowed guns over there to keep you safe from colonial tyrants!!!
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Ripped Bag |
quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Private schools are worse than public schools. |
I went to a few and they were all very liberal and lax with rules. Try again.. |
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jupiterone |
I give humanity 100 years max. |
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