CRTL + V thread part duex (pg. 9)
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Cloudburst |
f1ttnyllet has the same IP like Pungnyllet. |
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ZeJayMan |
Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalitarian
He's got no time for you
Looking or breathing
How he don't want you to
So step out the queue
He makes examples of you
And there's nowt you can say
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
And you realize then that it's finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line
And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can't they be pleasant?
Why can't they have a laugh?
He's got his hand in your chest
He wants to give you a duff
Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles as well it's just
Something to talk about
A story to tell you |
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SebG |
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to
> put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As
> the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that
> "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
> the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays
> up, that would be super."
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> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic
> looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big
> brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
> pitty-pat us on the ground."
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> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and
> I take orders from no one."
>
> To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well,
> sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up,
> Bitch." |
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bas |
quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
it almost feels like arcadia still posts under a different name and laughs at stuff he started. | :stongue: |
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Cloudburst |
Intel Core 2 QUAD Q6600 Quad Core 2.4GHz 8MB(2x4MB) |
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david.michael |
Machine wiped and prepared for return tomorrow, JUL 27. |
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Cloudburst |
Numb3rs 2x23 - Undercurrents.avi |
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ballmouse |
Muscular Strength and Endurance |
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