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is it bad when its 10am and you feel like starting drinkin (pg. 2)
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| Dervish |
| Yeah were on a train on holiday :D was a Friday had 100 miles on it so we were nearly finished a crate each by 8.30 at which point lots of people were getting on for work.... :p |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
because i woke up at 6, have nothing to do for the day, and already worked out. I also beat all my video games. and its 114 degrees outside. |
Surviving the heat wave?
I just been sleeping more and staying indoors reading books. I can't stand the weather when it's in triple digits. |
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| Orbax |
| I read all my books :\ |
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| nchs09 |
| no, sometimes waking up and having a beer is one of the joys of life! |
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| Slylee |
i remember back in my rockstar partying days, i had gone out clubbing all night w/ the bf and we rolled and did coke as usual...even though we had to be at a miami hurricanes game tailgate party at like 9 a.m the next day for a 1 o'clock game. lol
i was rolling so hard at like 6 am still, i was almost tripping. we couldn't not go to this though because it was work related for him...it was like a marketing thing with his colleagues. so i was like, "ok i'm too cracked out, we need to just start drinking and go straight to the game" he was like, "good idea". so we took like 3 patron shots each, took showers and made it there by 10 a.m. thank god for sunglasses, i was ing WRECKED. started doing jello shots when i got there and drinking vodka cranberries. i still hadn't slept yet and my roll was finally starting to wear off and i was now just completely annihilated, making an ass of myself, but everyone seemed to find me entertaining.
the worst part was that there was this guy there with our group and he was like the lawn guy of one of the attorneys who was hosting the tailgate party. i guess he had been doing the guy's lawn for years and so the guy invited him out to events. well he had a reeeaallly ed up face. like he was in a fire or something and about 90% of his face was this weird scar. it was seriously creeping me the out. i was all cracked out looking at him like, :nervous:
i pulled it off nicely though, i just talked to him normally. it was kinda sad, he was a cool guy. i ended up asking him what happened and he told me he was in a car accident and the car was on fire.
by the end of the day i could hardly walk to the car. we didn't get home until like 7 pm that night and my boyfriend said i started hysterically crying for no reason at all in the car ride home. hahahah
he was like, "what the ? what's wrong?" and i was like, "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
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i dont remember much after that except for it taking like 3 days for me to recover from that weekend. |
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| Orbax |
lol girls are soo weird!!!
Ive had a few days like that sans the hysterical crying...well one time I got drunk, wrestled my friends girlfriend, cried about something, then puked everywhere passed out holding a garbage can |
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| Slylee |
hahaha
during hurricane season 2 years ago (when we had wilma and all the bad ones) we had no power for like 2 weeks. well i was at my neighbor's house every day drinking myself retarded (she's from ireland and is cool as ..she can drink anyone under the table).
so a bunch of us were playing cranium by candle light and i was so hammered, i kept falling asleep on the couch and randomly waking up to answer questions and i was getting them right too. lol they would look at me like, "wtf jamie, go back to sleep!"
then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i woke up again and got up and started walking to the bathroom, not saying a word, and they were like, "u ok?" and they said i just mumbled like "yeamfdkffrud" and i closed the bathroom door and puked in their toilet. well, since the water pressure was really low due to the hurricane and flooding, it didn't ing flush. lol
so i walked back out in the livingroom, all quiet again..and they all got quiet and watched me and again said, "u ok?" and i was like, "i think i flooded your toilet, sorry. i had to puke" and then i just crashed again on their couch.
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the best part is, they have this dumb little "toilet book" in their bathroom where you have to sign it or write some dumb little story while you go to the bathroom. there's some really good stuff in there from their friends over the years. so of course the next day i wrote some witty poem in it about how i puked and clogged their toilet. wish i could remember what i wrote, but it was damn funny. |
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| Dervish |
How quickly do you type!!! lol
(do you have cor friendly versions?) |
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| Slylee |
probably like 80+ words a minute.
and no there's no cor version!! it's a good read:p ur loss |
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| Orbax |
omg a toilet book is an awesome idea
we nicknamed our toilet the epiphany bowl because you have so many crazy thoughts while youre going to the bathroom |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
omg a toilet book is an awesome idea
we nicknamed our toilet the epiphany bowl because you have so many crazy thoughts while youre going to the bathroom |
haha i remember someone wrote in it, "i came in to take a piss, but then i had to too. sorry"
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