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Like all hero stories. Should a female... (pg. 3)
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| TweeK |
| The point is Spiderman gets all the all the other guys get Jiff'D. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
The point is Spiderman gets all the all the other guys get Jiff'D. |
Spiderman is not real. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| what's the point in saving someone's life who doesn't think their life is worth $5/intercourse/free sandwich? |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
I think I'm gonna watch it right now. The whole thing is gold.
"What you carryin a gun for?"
"For protection."
"Protection from what? Zee Germans?" |
What the is that?
Heh heh it's a shotgun!
It's a ing anti-aircraft gun! |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
This happen awhile back. |
In your case, no.
Drifting on public roads- Fail
Drifting with AWD- Fail
Managing to stack one of the best handling cars on the market- ROFL |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
In your case, no.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Drifting on public roads- Fail
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we keep it gangsta.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
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Drifting with AWD- Fail
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AWD. pFfft. you obviously dont know what a car can and will do.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Managing to stack one of the best handling cars on the market- |
lollolol. we all laughed at this one.
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| RickyM |
| It's hardly saving her life now is it? She's a silly bitch if she thinks that you saved her life...you're best off staying away from this hoor. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
You didn't save her life. If she was in your seat her fate would have been exactly the same as yours; I.e, absolutely nothing would have happened to her. You did however, by bringing her along, put her in a situation where she could have been killed. She, along with you and your friends, are clearly very smart individuals. I wish you were my friends.  |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
This happen awhile back.
So me and two boys are at a house party not really liking the whole vibes there. And we all are like man lets ditch this bitch this is gay. So we decide to go for a drive. On our way out i invite this chick i was talking to while i was there drinkin. I tell her to come with us for a small drive. She had no idea what we really had in mind. lol.
So my boy thats driving tells us to hop on to his WRX Impreza. My two boys sit in the front and i sit in the back with chick. A little later we let her in on our secret and tell her to put her seat belt on: we are going to drifting.
As were about to go ahead with the run, me and the chick in the back noticed her seat belt wasnt working. I was like oh . So i busted a hero move and told her to switch me spots and to have mines. We do.
Moments later we start picking up speed as were about to hit the curve. My boy knew what he was doin, we pulled like all the time without any problems. Not this time. He sees another car coming and panics. His car runs of the road, we hit something, then the car starts rolling, luckly we end up crashing into a wall to stop us rolling.
I was seriously tossed around inside the car. Everyone that had there seat belt did much better than i did. were all like wtF! buzzkill.
We all get out the car all shaken up and the chicks like wooww, you saved my life.
i was like did i? :toothless
Shes like thanks for giving up your seat belt. :wtf:
As we all might know this story didnt end up like all hero stories. and well thats the bad part. Which is good im glad nothing happen to her. Not only cause of our recklessness but cause of me inviting her.
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You are a moron and an oxygen thief.
You should punch yourself in the balls |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
You are a moron and an oxygen thief.
You should punch yourself in the balls |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
I think I'm gonna watch it right now. The whole thing is gold.
"What you carryin a gun for?"
"For protection."
"Protection from what? Zee Germans?" |
i like when he's telling him they need a new office and he's like, "what's wrong with this one?"
"oh nothing....it's tip top. just i don't like the color"
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i like when he's telling him they need a new office and he's like, "what's wrong with this one?"
"oh nothing....it's tip top. just i don't like the color"
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And the door falls off. lol
"We're gonna use the pickey"
"So, your lady friend got a voice?" |
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