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hahahhhAHHHA EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahAHha
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PhaseFour
http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

lol check that out
ResonantDrag
cute.
infinity HiGH
Thats retarded...it doesn't even work.
Fraggle
Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Doomsday Device, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


muwahahahahahhah!
Nightmonger
Result:

"Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god."

Hehe i'm sure Hollywood often used this one ...

:toothless
OrZonE
I've found the missing link in my LIFE!!!!!:rolleyes:
dj_mdma
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Plague of Doom, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

:stongue: :stongue:
Trance-Canada
lol...

"Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Thugs to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end."
drizzt81
I love it, but it does not display well in Opera :(
Gucio
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

GOOD STUFF

vmc
I got the reason for living now...
:whip:
TiestoInTheMix
dunno, doesn't sound like it's gonna work...
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

well, time to go get some thermonuclear missiles ;)
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