forget that Einstein's kids were either dead, retarded or crazy, keeping it shut is the best way to keep a man's intelligence level consistent:
quote:
A) You will see to it that:
1. my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
2. I will be served three meals regularly in my room;
3. my bedroom and study are kept tidy, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
B) You will relinquish all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necesary for social reasons. Particularly, you will forgo my:
1. staying at home with you;
2. going out or traveling with you.
C) You will obey the following points in your relations with me:
1. you will not expect any tenderness from me, nor will you offer any suggestions to me;
2. you will stop talking to me about something if i request it;
3. you will leave my bedroom or study without any backtalk if I request it.
D) You will undertake not to battle with me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.
Einstein's Memorandum to Mileva, wife
kadomony
nice! al didnt take .
Krypton
It seems that when one excells at one thing, they are completely decrepit in other things. Such as, math people usually don't like language stuff (poetry, etc.)
RJT
Every relationship needs to have its boundaries defined. Looks like Al just drew them a little more clearly than most.
pkcRAISTLIN
so this would be einstein's general theory of relatives?
jfk-pilot
oh wow, i wonder how that relationship worked out.
SuspicionVandit
quote:
Originally posted by jfk-pilot
oh wow, i wonder how that relationship worked out.
ing P.I.M.P.
nigga slept around. even porked his cousin and his cousin's daughter.
Az
the man clearly had aspergers, and didn't foot around about things that ed him off. Fair play
bas
quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
nice! al didnt take .
:stongue:
Marc Summers
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
so this would be einstein's general theory of relatives?
:tongue2
beats and beeps
what a dumbass
if you don't want to waste your time with girls, don't waste your time with girls.
But why the would he want to offer such an unsatisfying proposal of a relationship to another human - unless the other partner had an equally minimal idea of a relationship, and had their own rules too.
does he just want a slave and buddy? what a dick.
jfk-pilot
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
ing P.I.M.P.
nigga slept around. even porked his cousin and his cousin's daughter.
