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Who has milked a cow before? (pg. 3)
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| RJT |
....wait.
It tastes like RASPBERRIES!?!?
:eyes:
Awesome. May have to change my whole outlook on this whole "menstrual situation" we have here. |
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| noikeee |
| Yes I want to milk a cow. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
brb i have to go change my tampon. then i'm going to use the string to floss since i ran out. |
hahahaha
That was awesome.
Chicks almost never have calls that good.
By the way, I've milked a cow, and it's weird. You have to wonder; who was the first person who thought: let's squeeze those dangly bits on the cow and drink whatever comes out!????
Then how did they encourage other people to start drinking it too? Wasn't everyone too grossed out? |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Lol, who's milked a cat?
/meet the parents |
LMAO :stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i have nipples, can you milk me? lol |
As bizarre as it is, I have milked a girl once :p |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
As bizarre as it is, I have milked a girl once :p |
I've seen several women milked by machines before.
It was ing creepy. |
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| Clovis |
You can milk cocks for practice. :gsmile:
txt me :gsmile: |
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| Slylee |
| for sake rob. what if myra has your baby some day? you better not be all grossed out by her. quit being all uptight about normal girl stuff. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
You can milk cocks for practice. :gsmile:
txt me :gsmile: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I've seen several women milked by machines before.
It was ing creepy. |
The context was hilarious. It was some years ago (long before meeting my girlfriend) and a friend from elementary school wanted to meet me again after a decade or something.
Now, the girl was a nympho, and I was rather puritan (but still had a scientific interest on sex). She asked me out on a date and, the night we went out, she told me about threesomes, anal sex and gagging the first time she engaged in oral sex. So, being the scientist I am, I asked her everything I wanted to know. Then I asked her how it felt to have boobs.
She then asked me whether I wanted to touch them, so she brought me to an alley and lifted her shirt up. The most hilarious part is that there was some milk in her breast and she told me that if I squeezed it, I could milk her. So I did.
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
for sake rob. what if myra has your baby some day? you better not be all grossed out by her. quit being all uptight about normal girl stuff. |
psssst, I'm already their kid :gsmile: |
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